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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:20 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Well, I guess that's nice for them. But what does that have to do with us?" Lunagaron: "Yeah, we have our own lives to live." Garangolm: "I was just trying to make conversation, don't get your scales in a bunch. But if you're not interested, I'll leave you be." Malzeno: "No, no, it's fine. I just don't know what to say. I've never been to a monster wedding before." Lunagaron: "Neither have I. Maybe we should go and congratulate the happy couple." Garangolm: "That's a great idea! We'll have to bring a gift though. What do you think they'd like?" Malzeno: "Hmm, maybe we could get them a set of rare herbs and flowers that they could use in their nest." Lunagaron: "Or we could each carve them a personalized piece of jewelry. That would be a unique gift." Garangolm: "I like both of those ideas. Let's go gather the materials and get working." Malzeno: "This could be a fun adventure. Who knows, we might even catch a glimpse of the legendary Rampage Blade while we're out and about." Lunagaron: "Ha, don't get your hopes up. But let's go and make those gifts anyway." And with that, the trio set out on their journey to prepare for the monster wedding. It may not have been what they planned for the day, but it was sure to be an interesting and memorable experience.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo!"
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Malzeno: "A hybrid? That's incredible!" Garangolm: "I've never heard of a monster-human hybrid before. This could be groundbreaking." Lunagaron: "Yeah, Somnacanth and Magnamalo are really happy. They're going to be great parents." Malzeno: "So, Lunagaron, you and Natsuki are serious then?" Lunagaron: "Yeah, we are. She's amazing, Malzeno. And she understands me in a way that no other monster ever has." Malzeno: "I see. Well, I suppose as long as you're both happy, that's what matters." Garangolm: "Speaking of happiness, I heard that there's going to be a feast in honor of the soon-to-be parents." Lunagaron: "Count me in. I can't wait to celebrate with them." Malzeno: "Agreed. Let's go and enjoy the festivities." And so, the lords continued on their journey, full of excitement for the future and the amazing things that it might hold for them and their fellow monsters.
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm: "Malzeno, what the hell! You can't just banish Lunagaron like that." Malzeno: "He broke the rules, Garangolm. And he kicked me in the balls!" Garangolm: "Well, maybe he had a point. Love is important, and we shouldn't discriminate against who we fall in love with. Besides, it's not like he's hurting anyone." Malzeno: "That's not the point, Garangolm. We have a way of life here, and it must be respected." Garangolm: "I'm sorry, Malzeno, but I have to side with Lunagaron on this one. I think we need to revisit our rules and traditions and see if they're still relevant in today's world." Malzeno: "..." Garangolm: "What do you say?" Malzeno: "I...guess you have a point. Maybe we do need to reevaluate our practices and adapt to the changing times." Garangolm: "Good. Let's talk to the other lords and see if we can come up with a better solution." And with that, the three lords set out to have a discussion with their fellow monsters and work towards a society that is more accepting of love and different types of relationships. It may not be an easy path, but it is a necessary one if they want to foster a world that is truly inclusive and respectful of all beings.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Lunagaron: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anyone. And who the hell are you people?" Natsuki: "I'm Natsuki. This is Monika. We're part of a literature club that meets in this building." Monika: "And Yuri is also a member of our club. But what in the world happened here?" Lunagaron: "I was just reading this book, and then this person attacked me." Natsuki: "That's terrible. We need to get you to a doctor, Yuri." Monika: "And we need to figure out who did this to you. Come on, we'll help you out." And so, the four of them set out to get Yuri medical attention and investigate what had happened. But little did they know, this was just the beginning of a mysterious and dangerous journey that would test their bonds and their very selves.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for her yet!!!"
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Magnamalo: "It's okay, my love. We'll figure it out together. Just focus on breathing and pushing." Somnacanth: "Okay...okay..." The room fills with noise as Somnacanth and Magnamalo welcome their first child into the world. Sometime later, after the baby has been cleaned up and swaddled, the new parents sit together, gazing with wonder at their newborn daughter. Magnamalo: "She's beautiful, Somnacanth. Our little miracle." Somnacanth: "Yes, she is. And...I think I have a name for her. How about Luna? After our friend, Lunagaron." Magnamalo: "Luna...I love it. Our little Luna." The two monsters share a tender moment as they hold their daughter in their arms, feeling an overwhelming sense of love and protectiveness. It's moments like these that make all the struggles and challenges of life worth it, and they wouldn't have it any other way.