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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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5 turns May 8, 2023 at 7:53 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "Magnamalo and Somnacanth? That's an odd pairing." Garangolm: "I know. But they seem happy together." Malzeno: "I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Love can be unpredictable." Lunagaron: "Well, we should probably steer clear of the wedding. I don't want to get caught up in any drama." Garangolm: "Agreed. Let's focus on finding some food instead." Malzeno: "Fine by me. I could use a good meal."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!"
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Lunagaron: "Yeah, didn't you hear? Magnamalo announced it at the wedding reception." Malzeno: "Well, that's certainly good news. But Lunagaron, we can't ignore the rules of our society. Humans and monsters are not supposed to mix like that." Lunagaron: "I know, but Natsuki and I love each other. And besides, it's not like we're hurting anyone." Garangolm: "I understand where you're coming from, Lunagaron. But we have to think about the ramifications of a relationship like that. It could lead to chaos." Malzeno: "He's right. We need to come up with a plan to address this." Lunagaron: "What kind of plan?" Malzeno: "I don't know yet. But we can't let this go unchecked. We'll talk more about it once we get back to the Citadel."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! You can't be serious! Why?!" Malzeno: "We've been discussing it for a while now. We can't ignore the rules of our society, and your relationship with that human girl is a danger to our community." Lunagaron: "But I love her! You can't just take her away from me like this!" Garangolm: "It's not about taking her away from you, Lunagaron. It's about maintaining order and peace among our kind. If we allow this kind of relationship to go unchecked, it could lead to chaos." Lunagaron: "I can't believe you're doing this to me. I thought you were my friends." Malzeno: "We are your friends, Lunagaron. That's why we're doing this. We want what's best for you and for our community." Lunagaron: "I don't care about what's best for the community! I care about what's best for me and for the one I love!" Malzeno: "I'm sorry, Lunagaron. But the decision has been made. You have to stay away from the Citadel and from Natsuki."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Monika: "What the hell happened here?! Who did this to you, Yuri?" Yuri, clutching her bleeding eye: "It was him! The monster with the claws! He attacked me!" Lunagaron: "I didn't attack anyone! She tried to take the book away from me, and I defended myself!" Natsuki: "Lunagaron, what were you doing in here anyway?" Lunagaron: "I was just looking for something to do after Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out of the Citadel!" Monika: "Citadel? What are you talking about?" Lunagaron: "I'm a monster, like Somnacanth and Magnamalo. But my friends don't agree with my relationship with Natsuki, so they banished me." Natsuki: "Wait, what?! They can't do that!" Monika: "We'll deal with that later. Right now, we need to get Yuri some medical attention. Come on, Yuri, let's get you to the infirmary." Natsuki: "Lunagaron, are you coming?" Lunagaron: "Yeah. I want to make sure Yuri is okay." As they leave the building, Lunagaron can't help but feel a sense of anger towards Malzeno and Garangolm for what they've done to him. But he also feels grateful to have friends like Natsuki and Monika by his side.
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3 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!!"
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Magnamalo: "Oh my god! Okay, don't worry Somnacanth, I'll take care of everything. Just breathe, okay? I'll go get help." Magnamalo quickly runs out of the room to find someone to assist their delivery. Somnacanth, meanwhile, is writhing on the bed in pain, her contractions getting stronger and more frequent. Somnacanth: "Oh god, it hurts so much! Magnamalo, where are you?!" Just then, Lunagaron bursts into the room. Lunagaron: "Somnacanth! I heard what happened, I came as soon as I could!" Somnacanth: "Lunagaron! Thank goodness, I don't think I can do this on my own." Lunagaron: "Don't worry, Somnacanth. I'll help you through it. Just focus on your breathing." Somnacanth tries to calm herself down and follow Lunagaron's instructions, but the pain is almost too much to bear. Somnacanth: "Lunagaron, please make it stop!" Lunagaron: "You're doing great, Somnacanth. Just a little more and we'll be able to see your baby." Finally, after what feels like hours of agony, Somnacanth's baby is born. It's a little girl, with pink scales and glittering wings. Somnacanth: "It's a girl! Magnamalo, she's here!" Magnamalo bursts into the room, tears streaming down his face as he takes his daughter into his arms. Magnamalo: "Oh my god, she's beautiful! Thank you, Somnacanth. And thank you, Lunagaron. You were amazing." Lunagaron: "No problem, man. I'm just glad everything turned out okay." As Somnacanth watches her family, she can't help but feel grateful for the love and support she's found among her fellow monsters.