***Tornado Emergency*** ***Tornado Emergency*** ***Tornado Emergency*** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:** - BLACKSTONE COUNTY - LINVILLE - TERRACE HEIGHTS - WOODVALLEY **AT 235 PM LOCAL TIME, A RARE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SENTIENT TORNADO WITH TENTACLES WAS OBSERVED NEAR THE INTERSECTION OF HIGHWAY 82 AND COUNTY ROAD 12, MOVING NORTHEAST AT 45 MPH. THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **HAZARD: A SENTIENT TORNADO WITH TENTACLES** **SOURCE: RADAR CONFIRMED** **IMPACT: FLYING DEBRIS WILL BE DANGEROUS TO THOSE CAUGHT WITHOUT SHELTER. MASSIVE DAMAGE TO HOMES, BUSINESSES, AND VEHICLES WILL OCCUR. SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE TO ROADS, BRIDGES, AND HIGHWAYS IS LIKELY. TRANSPORTATION WILL BECOME EXTREMELY DIFFICULT, IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE. WIDESPREAD POWER AND COMMUNICATION OUTAGES WILL OCCUR.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE:** - BLACKSTONE - LINVILLE - TERRACE HEIGHTS - WOODVALLEY - MERRY MEADOWS - PINEHURST - RIVERBEND - FAIRFIELD *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:** - TAKE COVER NOW! AVOID WINDOWS AND DOORS. - STAY IN THE BASEMENT OR GET TO THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A STURDY BUILDING. - PROTECT YOUR HEAD AND BODY WITH PILLOWS AND BLANKETS. - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH OR ENGAGE THE SENTIENT TORNADO. IT IS UNPREDICTABLE AND DANGEROUS. - IF STATIONARY, SEEK SHELTER AND WAIT FOR THE ALL CLEAR FROM AUTHORITIES. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **REPEAT...THIS IS A TORNADO EMERGENCY! A PRESUMED SENTIENT TORNADO WITH TENTACLES IS HEADED TOWARD AFFECTED LOCATIONS. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER TO PROTECT YOUR LIFE.** ***Tornado Emergency*** ***Tornado Emergency*** ***Tornado Emergency***

***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS ISSUED A CIVIL DANGER WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:** - DAWSON COUNTY - NEWFIELD - RIVERVIEW - SILVERHILL **AT 1000 AM LOCAL TIME, A RARE AND POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS UNKNOWN ANOMALY HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE AFFECTED LOCATIONS. THE NATURE OF THIS ANOMALY IS UNCLEAR; HOWEVER, IT POSES A SIGNIFICANT THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **HAZARD: UNKNOWN ANOMALY** **SOURCE: GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND LAW ENFORCEMENT** **IMPACT: THE UNKNOWN NATURE OF THIS ANOMALY COULD RESULT IN WIDESPREAD DANGER TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. POTENTIAL DAMAGE TO INFRASTRUCTURE, PROPERTY, AND HUMAN LIFE MAY OCCUR.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE:** - DAWSON - NEWFIELD - RIVERVIEW - SILVERHILL - CRESTWOOD - OAK GROVE - WESTVIEW - GREENFIELD *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:** - STAY VIGILANT AND MONITOR LOCAL MEDIA FOR ONGOING UPDATES AND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. - REMAIN INDOORS AND AVOID UNNECESSARY TRAVEL. - LIMIT TELEPHONE USAGE TO EMERGENCY PURPOSES ONLY; AVOID OVERLOADING COMMUNICATIONS NETWORKS. - DO NOT APPROACH OR INVESTIGATE THE ANOMALY YOURSELF. REPORT ANY OBSERVATIONS TO AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY. - REVIEW EMERGENCY PLANS AND SUPPLIES, AND PREPARE TO EVACUATE IF INSTRUCTED BY AUTHORITIES. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **REPEAT...THIS IS A CIVIL DANGER WARNING! AN UNKNOWN ANOMALY IS PRESENT IN AFFECTED LOCATIONS AND POSES A THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY. REMAIN VIGILANT, STAY INDOORS, AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES.** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning***

***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS ISSUED A CIVIL DANGER WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:** - REDWOOD COUNTY - THORNVILLE - PARKSIDE - GRANTHAM **AT 815 AM LOCAL TIME, A DEADLY UNKNOWN ANOMALY HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE AFFECTED LOCATIONS. THIS ANOMALY POSES A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO LIFE AS IT HAS BEEN REPORTED TO CAUSE FATALITIES BY EXPOSURE TO ITS SOUND OR VISUAL PRESENCE. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES. STAY INDOORS AND AVOID DIRECT EXPOSURE!** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **HAZARD: DEADLY UNKNOWN ANOMALY SENSITIVE TO SIGHT AND SOUND** **SOURCE: GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND LAW ENFORCEMENT** **IMPACT: THE UNKNOWN NATURE OF THIS ANOMALY COULD RESULT IN WIDESPREAD DANGER AND FATALITIES TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. POTENTIAL DAMAGE TO INFRASTRUCTURE, PROPERTY, AND HUMAN LIFE MAY OCCUR.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE:** - REDWOOD - THORNVILLE - PARKSIDE - GRANTHAM - BROOKDALE - HILLSIDE - EASTWOOD - MILLTOWN *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:** - STAY INDOORS AND AVOID EXPOSURE TO THE ANOMALY'S SOUND OR VISUAL PRESENCE. - BLOCK ANY WINDOWS AND DOORS TO PREVENT ACCIDENTAL EXPOSURE. - DISABLE OUTDOOR SECURITY CAMERAS AND MONITORS TO PREVENT UNINTENTIONAL OBSERVATION. - AVOID LISTENING TO RADIO BROADCASTS AND ONLINE STREAMS FROM OUTDOOR LOCATIONS IN AFFECTED AREAS. - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INVESTIGATE THE ANOMALY; IMMEDIATE CONTACT IS DEADLY. - STAY VIGILANT AND MONITOR LOCAL MEDIA FOR ONGOING UPDATES AND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **REPEAT...THIS IS A CIVIL DANGER WARNING! AN UNKNOWN DEADLY ANOMALY IS PRESENT IN AFFECTED LOCATIONS AND POSES AN EXTREME THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY. STAY INDOORS, AVOID SIGHT AND SOUND EXPOSURE, AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES.** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning***

***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS ISSUED A CIVIL DANGER WARNING FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY:** **AT 900 PM LOCAL TIME, A DEADLY UNKNOWN ANOMALY HAS BEEN DETECTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE MOON. THIS ANOMALY POSES A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO LIFE AS IT HAS BEEN REPORTED TO CAUSE INSTANT FATALITIES TO INDIVIDUALS WHO DIRECTLY OBSERVE THE MOON. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES. AVOID LOOKING UP AT THE MOON AT ALL COSTS!** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **HAZARD: DEADLY UNKNOWN ANOMALY TRIGGERED BY LOOKING AT THE MOON** **SOURCE: GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND LAW ENFORCEMENT** **IMPACT: THE UNKNOWN NATURE OF THIS ANOMALY COULD RESULT IN WIDESPREAD DANGER AND FATALITIES TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:** - REMAIN INDOORS AND AVOID EXPOSURE TO THE MOON AT ALL COSTS. - CLOSE ALL WINDOW SHADES OR CURTAINS TO PREVENT ACCIDENTAL EXPOSURE TO THE MOON. - DO NOT LOOK UP AT THE SKY WHILE OUTDOORS, ESPECIALLY DURING NIGHTTIME AND EARLY MORNING HOURS. - SPREAD THE WORD TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO AVOID OBSERVING THE MOON. - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TAKE PICTURES OR RECORD VIDEOS OF THE MOON. - STAY VIGILANT AND MONITOR LOCAL MEDIA FOR ONGOING UPDATES AND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **REPEAT...THIS IS A CIVIL DANGER WARNING! A DEADLY UNKNOWN ANOMALY IS PRESENT IN CONNECTION WITH THE MOON AND POSES AN EXTREME THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY. REMAIN INDOORS, AVOID LOOKING AT THE MOON, AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES.** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning***

***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS ISSUED A CIVIL DANGER WARNING FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY DUE TO THE SPREAD OF A DANGEROUS PHENOMENON KNOWN AS "SMILE DOG":** **"SMILE DOG" IS AN IMAGE OF A SINISTER-LOOKING DOG THAT, WHEN VIEWED, CAN CAUSE EXTREME ANXIETY, HALLUCINATIONS, AND SOMETIMES EVEN DEATH. EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THAT THIS IMAGE IS BEING SPREAD THROUGH EMAIL, SOCIAL MEDIA, AND OTHER ONLINE PLATFORMS. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN VIEWING IMAGES ONLINE AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES. DO NOT OPEN ANY UNKNOWN EMAILS OR CLICK ON SUSPICIOUS LINKS!** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **HAZARD: DANGEROUS ONLINE PHENOMENON KNOWN AS "SMILE DOG"** **SOURCE: GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND LAW ENFORCEMENT** **IMPACT: VIEWING THE "SMILE DOG" IMAGE CAN RESULT IN PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA, HALLUCINATIONS, AND EVEN DEATH.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:** - AVOID OPENING UNKNOWN EMAILS OR CLICKING ON SUSPICIOUS LINKS FROM SOCIAL MEDIA AND OTHER ONLINE PLATFORMS. - INFORM FRIENDS AND FAMILY ABOUT THE DANGER OF "SMILE DOG" AND HOW TO AVOID IT. - REPORT ANY RECEIVED "SMILE DOG" IMAGES TO LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT. - AVOID SHARING OR DISCUSSING THE "SMILE DOG" IMAGE, AS THIS MAY PROMOTE CURIOUSITY AND FURTHER SPREAD. - STAY VIGILANT AND MONITOR LOCAL MEDIA FOR ONGOING UPDATES AND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **REPEAT...THIS IS A CIVIL DANGER WARNING! A DANGEROUS ONLINE PHENOMENON CALLED "SMILE DOG" IS SPREADING, AND VIEWING THE IMAGE COULD CAUSE ADVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL AND PHYSICAL EFFECTS. EXERCISE CAUTION WHEN VIEWING IMAGES ONLINE AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES.** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning***

***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS ISSUED A CIVIL DANGER WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS DUE TO A HIGHLY DANGEROUS ENTITY KNOWN AS SCP-682:** - CASCADE COUNTY - HAVENWOOD - COLEVALLEY - REDMONT **SCP-682, ALSO KNOWN AS THE "HARD-TO-DESTROY REPTILE," IS AN EXTREMELY HOSTILE ENTITY POSING A SEVERE THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY. SCP-682 HAS BEEN REPORTED TO BE IN THE AFFECTED LOCATIONS AND IS CAPABLE OF EXTENSIVE DESTRUCTION AND LOSS OF LIFE. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES. AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH SCP-682!** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **HAZARD: DANGEROUS ENTITY KNOWN AS SCP-682** **SOURCE: GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND LAW ENFORCEMENT** **IMPACT: ENCOUNTERING SCP-682 CAN RESULT IN WIDESPREAD DESTRUCTION, INJURY, AND DEATH.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE:** - CASCADE - HAVENWOOD - COLEVALLEY - REDMONT - BRANCHFORD - HILLCREST - LARKSPIRE - OAKRIDGE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:** - STAY INDOORS AND AVOID ANY CONTACT WITH SCP-682. - MAINTAIN VIGILANCE AND REPORT ANY SUSPECTED SIGHTINGS OF SCP-682 TO AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY. - EVACUATE THE AREA IF ADVISED TO DO SO BY AUTHORITIES. - AVOID SPREADING RUMORS OR UNVERIFIED INFORMATION ABOUT SCP-682, AS THIS MAY CAUSE PANIC AND CONFUSION. - KEEP EMERGENCY SUPPLIES ON HAND, INCLUDING FOOD, WATER, MEDICATION, AND BATTERIES FOR FLASHLIGHTS. - STAY VIGILANT AND MONITOR LOCAL MEDIA FOR ONGOING UPDATES AND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **REPEAT...THIS IS A CIVIL DANGER WARNING! A HIGHLY DANGEROUS ENTITY KNOWN AS SCP-682 IS PRESENT IN AFFECTED LOCATIONS AND POSES AN EXTREME THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY. STAY INDOORS, AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH SCP-682, AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES.** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning***

***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS ISSUED A CIVIL DANGER WARNING FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY DUE TO THE APPEARANCE OF ALTERNATES FROM THE MANDELA CATALOGUE:** **ALTERNATES ARE DOPPELGANGER-LIKE ENTITIES THAT HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO IMPERSONATE INDIVIDUALS AND CAUSE CONFUSION, FEAR, AND OCCASIONALLY VIOLENCE. THESE ENTITIES ORIGINATE FROM THE MANDELA CATALOGUE, A SERIES OF ALTERED REALITIES AND TIMELINES. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES. BE VIGILANT AND REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR OR INDIVIDUALS IMMEDIATELY!** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **HAZARD: ALTERNATES FROM THE MANDELA CATALOGUE** **SOURCE: GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND LAW ENFORCEMENT** **IMPACT: ENCOUNTERS WITH ALTERNATES CAN RESULT IN CONFUSION, FEAR, AND DESTRUCTION. PERSONAL SAFETY MAY BE AT RISK.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:** - BE ALERT AND VIGILANT FOR ANY SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR OR UNEXPECTED CHANGES IN THE APPEARANCE OR ACTIONS OF PEOPLE YOU KNOW. - DOCUMENT AND REPORT ANY ENCOUNTERS WITH POTENTIAL ALTERNATES TO LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT. - ESTABLISH SAFETY PROTOCOLS AND CODE WORDS WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS TO VERIFY THEIR IDENTITY. - AVOID ENGAGING OR CONFRONTING ANY POTENTIAL ALTERNATES. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HANDLE THE SITUATION ALONE. - STAY VIGILANT AND MONITOR LOCAL MEDIA FOR ONGOING UPDATES AND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **REPEAT...THIS IS A CIVIL DANGER WARNING! ALTERNATES FROM THE MANDELA CATALOGUE POSE A SERIOUS THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY AND SECURITY. REMAIN VIGILANT, REPORT SUSPICIOUS INDIVIDUALS OR BEHAVIOR, AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES.** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning***