Girl 1 (sober): Hey, are you okay? You seem really out of it. Did you have too much to drink? Girl 2 (drunk): Hic, yeah... I had loots of d-drinks. Feels funn-ny... Girl 1: Oh no, you're slurring your words pretty badly. Are you sure you're okay? Girl 2: I'm reaaally, hic, fine! Just, you know, havin' a party, havin' a good time! Girl 1: It doesn't seem like you're having a good time. You're not making sense. Should I get some water for you? Girl 2: Nah, nah, nah, don't wan-wanna water... Wa-want another drink! Girl 1: No way! You've had way too much already! I think it's better for you to sober up a bit. Sit down, please. Girl 2: Can't, hic, sit like this. My legs feel like jelly... Slippery, wob-b-ley... Girl 1: Okay, well, let's help you lie down on the couch then. We need to get you more comfortable. Girl 2: Couch! Soundsa great... like a fluffy w-wool, sheepy thingy. Girl 1: Alright, here we go. Easy does it, just relax and let me guide you. Careful not to bump your head! Girl 2: Whee! Flying...but not flying, falling? Hahah, wheeee! Girl 1: Phew, you made it. How are you feeling now? Girl 2: My head feels all spinny, like a... a ferr-ris wheel. But I like it, heehee! Girl 1: Well, I'm glad you're feeling somewhat amused, but you really drank too much. We need to keep you safe right now. Girl 2: Safe and sound, like a... a burrito. I could be a burrito... Girl 1: Haha, maybe a burrito wrapped in blankets! But seriously, try not to move around too much. You might feel sick. Girl 2: Don't want... bleh... to feel sick. No spinning tummy, please. Girl 1: That's the spirit! Just stay here, rest, and drink some water. I'll be right here with you. Girl 2: Aww, you're nice... like... like a fluffy bunny. Thanks for taking care of me. Girl 1: No problem, always here for you, even when you're as wobbly as a newborn giraffe. Now, let's get you hydrated and feeling better soon!