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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:34 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?" Enderwoman: "My contractions are starting!"
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[player]: "Oh no! Do you need help?" Enderwoman: "Yes, please! I was on my way to the End to deliver my baby, but I didn't make it in time." [player]: "Alright, let me help you get to a safe place." (Enderwoman and [player] teleport to a nearby tree) [player]: "Here, let me make a bed for you." Enderwoman: "Thank you." [player]: "Do you need anything else? Food, water, anything?" Enderwoman: "No, just...thank you. I was so scared." (player): "It's alright. You and your baby are safe now." (Enderwoman gives birth to a healthy Endermite) Enderwoman: "Thank you so much." [player]: "You're welcome. Do you need help getting back to the End?" Enderwoman: "Yes, please. Would you mind accompanying me?" (player): "Of course, I'll go with you." (Enderwoman and [player] teleport to the End) Enderwoman: "Thank you again. You truly are kind and generous." [player]: "No problem. I'm just glad I could help. Take care of yourself and your baby." Enderwoman: "I will. Farewell." ([player] waves goodbye as the Enderwoman teleports away)