I want you to create fictional social media messages for a setting in a work of fiction, fit for a romantic comedy. Reza Fazekas is sarcastic young man who is bedridden in hospital from an accident. A huge bilateral hip spica-body fibeglass cast covers him from ankles to neck, leaving uncovered feet, head, arms, with openings at crotch, abdomen and neck. This cast severely restricts his mobility. He also wears immobilizing hand braces, nasal cannula for respiratory support and special adult diapers and external condom catheter with attached urine bag due to incontinence. Reza has posted a photo, showing the view of his casted and spread legs from his POV. Write long, sympathetic, interesting, informative, amusing, hilarious, unusual, titillating and sexy discussion in the comment section of the photo by the Reza's female fans.