1. "Oh no, this definitely smells like onions and ogre sweat." 2. "Is that a swamp gas leak or did Shrek just let one rip?" 3. "I think I just saw my life flash before my fins." 4. "Is this what they mean by sleeping with the fishes?" 5. "I thought I signed up for a relaxing swim, not a stinky gas chamber." 6. "Someone please tell Shrek to lay off the beans." 7. "I can't breathe...oh wait, I can't breathe underwater anyway." 8. "I think I just coughed up a seaweed because of that fart." 9. "Note to self: Avoid Shrek's pond at all costs." 10. "Well, at least I can now say I died laughing...or farting."