Make a story about Boston Patriots athlete Mac Jones jumping into a pond in the nude (describe his butt). He lays back contentedly. He farts, pretty soon the water around his rear end fills with absolutely horrible-smelling bubbles. As they rise up and burst around him, a relieved smile spreads across his face. A second later, a few dead fish, killed by the smell, float belly-up next to him. Mac happily gathers them up to eat. Write Mac's dialogue throughout the story.