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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 10:42 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Well, I guess we should congratulate them then." Lunagaron: "Definitely. I wonder if they'll have a big feast afterwards?" Garangolm: "Knowing Magnamalo, probably. He loves showing off his wealth and power." Malzeno: "Well, we should still bring something to contribute to the feast." Lunagaron: "Agreed. I'll bring some sweet nectar from the honeycombs in the forest." Garangolm: "I'll bring some fresh fish from the river." Malzeno: "And I'll bring some rare mushrooms that I found deep in the caves." Lunagaron: "Sounds like a great feast already." Garangolm: "Let's just hope that nothing interrupts the ceremony." Malzeno: "Yeah, I don't think Magnamalo would be too happy about that." Lunagaron: "We'll make sure to keep an eye out for any trouble." Garangolm: "And offer our protection if needed." Together: "For the sake of love!"
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her babies are going to be hybrids of her and Magnamalo! And most importantly, Somnacanth's going to have twins!"
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Malzeno: "That's...unexpected. But still, Lunagaron, you know the rules about fraternizing with humans." Lunagaron: "I know, but Natsuki is different. She's not like the others. She understands us and our world." Garangolm: "And she also saved our asses a few times. Remember when she helped us take down that Nergigante?" Malzeno: "I remember. But still, we have to be careful. We don't want any humans finding out about us." Lunagaron: "I know. And I promise to keep things discreet. But Natsuki is important to me, and I won't let anyone get in the way of that." Garangolm: "And we'll have his back, Malzeno. We're brothers, after all." Malzeno: "Fine. Just...be careful, Lunagaron. And congratulations to Magnamalo and Somnacanth." Lunagaron: "Thanks. And don't worry, I got this. For the sake of love, right?" Garangolm: "Right." Together: "For the sake of love!"
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm rushes over to Malzeno, helping him up and checking if he's okay. Garangolm: "Are you alright? Lunagaron didn't mean to hurt you, he was just angry." Malzeno: "I know, I know. I just...I didn't expect him to lash out like that." Garangolm: "We all knew that Lunagaron was in love with Natsuki. Maybe we should have tried to understand how he felt." Malzeno: "I know. Maybe I was too rigid in my thinking. But still, our rules are there for a reason." Garangolm: "I understand, but maybe it's time for us to reevaluate those rules. Times are changing, and we need to adapt to them." Malzeno: "Maybe you're right. For now, let's focus on finding Lunagaron and making sure he's safe." Garangolm: "Agreed. And maybe we can try to talk to him again about everything." The two of them then set out to find Lunagaron and hopefully reconcile with him.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with two other mysterious people - one had brown hair and emerald green eyes, and one had coral pink hair and sky blue eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way." Monika: "I think so, too. The girl with sky blue eyes looks down at her belly - which indicates that she's in the last week of her pregnancy. Monika: "Yes...Sayori, I know you're excited to meet your son. But still, I can't believe that MC moved to another city." Natsuki: "OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be. But just before anyone else can talk, Sayori starts to feel her water breaking.
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Sayori: "Guys, my water broke. We need to find a place to get me to the hospital!" Monika: "Right. Yuri, can you stand and help support Sayori?" Yuri groans in pain, but nods her head and tries to stand up, using her remaining eye to guide her. Natsuki: "I'll go ahead and try to find a hospital nearby. You guys go ahead and catch up with me." Monika: "Be careful, Natsuki." Natsuki nods and rushes out of the building, determined to find a hospital for Sayori. Lunagaron: "I'm sorry...I didn't know what came over me. Are you guys alright?" Monika: "We're fine. But we need to get to the hospital fast. Can you carry Sayori?" Lunagaron nods and carefully lifts Sayori, making sure not to hurt her or the unborn child. Lunagaron: "Lead the way." Monika and Yuri then guide Lunagaron out of the building and towards the nearest hospital. Despite the chaos and violence that just happened, they all remained focused on helping Sayori and her unborn child. For the sake of love and family, they would do whatever it took to make sure they were safe and taken care of.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!! SHIT!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The twins are coming!! And we don't even have a name for them yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth's water broke! The twins are coming!" Gaismagorm: "Twins? That's unexpected. Well, we need to get her to the hospital right away." Somnacanth: "Gaismagorm...there's no time! I think I feel the girl's head coming through!"
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Gaismagorm: "What?! But we can't deliver the babies here!" Magnamalo: "We don't have any other choice." Somnacanth grits her teeth as she begins to push. Somnacanth: "Ah...ahhh...AHHHH!!!" Magnamalo: "You can do it, Somnacanth! Just keep pushing!" Gaismagorm: "I'll go and get some towels and hot water!" Somnacanth pushes with all her might, and finally, after what seems like hours, they hear the first cries of a newborn baby. Somnacanth: "Oh...oh thank goodness..." Magnamalo: "It's a girl! We have a daughter!" The joy of the moment is short-lived, however, as Somnacanth begins to feel another contraction. Somnacanth: "Another!!" Magnamalo: "Okay, Somnacanth, you can do this." With renewed determination, Somnacanth pushes again, and soon, they hear the cries of a second newborn baby. Gaismagorm returns with towels and hot water and helps to clean off the babies. Gaismagorm: "Congratulations! You have a boy and a girl!" Magnamalo: "A boy and a girl...we're so lucky." Somnacanth: "What should we name them?" Magnamalo: "Well, we'll have to think about that. But for now, let's just focus on making sure they're healthy and happy." Somnacanth and Magnamalo look down at their newborn children with pure love and joy in their hearts. They had started their own family, and they couldn't be happier. For the sake of love, they would do everything in their power to give their children the best life possible.