character 1: shadows whisper your name at night character 2: lolz, bro, that's totally rad... shadow peeps wanna be my friendzies, huh? that's what's up! character 1: every step you take, i follow character 2: omg, like, are you my new stalkerazzi? gonna need to update my top 8 on myspace for this, brb. character 1: the clock ticks towards your end character 2: whoa, dude, we're like totally time traveling. watch me whip out my flip phone and snap this epic moment. hashtag living on the edge! character 1: i am the chill down your spine character 2: chill? nah fam, that's just the bling-bling ice around my neck, you dig? it's cold, cold like my mixtape. character 1: darkness clings to you character 2: aww, snap! darkness is just jelly of my glow-up. don't hate the player, hate the game, ya feel me? character 1: beneath your bed, i wait character 2: whoa, buddy, hope you're comfy down there. don't mind the dust bunnies, they're the real scary ones. hah, got any funny stories, ghost bro? character 1: ...i...i do not character 2: bro, no worries! let's kick it old school. you can haunt me any day if you're feeling lonely lol. we can start a new trend, ghosties and hosties! character 1: this isn't how it's supposed to go character 2: chillax, my spooky amigo. let's grab some monster energy drinks, binge some "so yesterday" tv shows. you can be my boo, get it? like a ghost! i'm dead, lol, not really tho. character 1: i...i think i've lost my touch character 2: lost your touch? bruh, you just gotta update your scareware. let's hotfoot it to the mall, grab you some new threads, maybe a bluetooth headset? spook in style, y'know? character 1: perhaps...i need a new approach character 2: that's the spirit! pun totally intended, ghostie bro. we'll make the afterlife lit af, watch us!