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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:14 PM EDT
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player])
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[player]: "Whoa, whoa, wait! I said I'm sorry! Please don't attack me!" (Enderwoman stops attacking) Enderwoman: "Hmm, okay. I'll let you off the hook this time. But remember to be mindful of our customs." [player]: "I will, I promise. Thank you for sparing me." Enderwoman: "Don't mention it. Just be careful next time." (The Enderwoman teleports away) [player]: "Phew, that was close. I didn't know Endermen and Enderwomen were so sensitive about eye contact. I guess it's just another lesson on respecting other cultures in Minecraft."