[The commercial opens to a beautiful view of Shrek's swamp with birds chirping in the background. Suddenly, the camera zooms in on a naked Shrek walking towards a pond] Narrator: "Introducing the man who needs no introduction - the one and only, Shrek!" [As Shrek walks towards the pond, the camera focuses on his behind. The narrator lowers his voice, as if describing a rare object] Narrator: "Notice the intricate and unique design of his derriere - a true masterpiece of nature." [Shrek enters the pond, letting out a deep sigh] Narrator: "Ah, there's nothing like a cool dip in the pond to soothe the soul...and, uh, other things." [Shrek suddenly lets out a loud fart, causing ripples in the water. The narrator's voice cracks with disgust] Narrator: "Oh my, that sounded like a giant's trumpet in a foggy swamp! And the smell...I think I can hear the fish gasping for air." [As the camera pans underwater, we see several fish floating lifelessly, with comically placed 'X's on their eyes. Shrek nonchalantly picks up one of the casualties and takes a big bite out of it] Narrator: "But fear not, for there's always a silver lining. Our hero has found his dinner for the night." [Shrek smirks at the camera, as if proud of his catch] Shrek: "Better out than in, I always say!" [The camera fades out with a final shot of Shrek burping contentedly, as the narrator chuckles in disbelief] Narrator: "Only in the swamp, folks. Only in the swamp."