Twilight Sparkle: *giggles* Oh my, pirates capturing a Fetiz submarine? That sounds like something out of a fantasy novel! Rainbow Dash: Hahaha, I can't even imagine pirates trying to figure out how to operate a submarine! This is too funny! Pinkie Pie: *bursts into uncontrollable laughter* Pirates and submarines? That's a new one! I can't even... HAHAHA! Fluttershy: *giggles shyly* It's hard to picture pirates capturing something so technologically advanced. But I guess stranger things have happened... Rarity: *laughs elegantly* Oh, darlings, can you imagine pirates trying to sail a submarine? It's simply preposterous! Applejack: Well, shoot! Pirates capturing a submarine, huh? That's a mighty tall tale if you ask me! *laughs heartily* Spike: *laughs alongside the ponies* I can't even wrap my head around it! Pirates in submarines? That's just too hilarious! Discord: Ahh, pirates always manage to turn everything into a spectacle! I guess submarines are no exception. *chuckles mischievously* Princess Celestia: *smiles indulgently* Ah, the wonders of the news. Pirates and submarines make quite an amusing combination, don't you think? Princess Luna: *laughs softly* This news truly tickles my sense of humor. Pirates embarking on a submarine adventure? Absolutely delightful!

Queen Chrysalis: *laughs with an evil grin* Pirates capturing a Fetiz submarine? How amusing! It seems even the lowest of scoundrels can stumble upon fortune. Tirek: *laughs maliciously* Pirates, submarines, and their futile attempts at power. How adorable! They may have a vessel, but it is nothing compared to my raw strength! Cozy Glow: *snickers* Pirates thinking they can handle a high-tech submarine, how precious! Maybe they'll accidentally sink themselves in the process! King Sombra: *smirks darkly* Pirates and their childish antics. Their thievery is nothing compared to the true power I possess. This news is just a reminder of my superiority. Queen Novo: *laughs heartily* Pirates think they can conquer anything, even a Fetiz submarine? They're in for quite the surprise. Their courage is commendable, but their skills are laughable. Lord Tirek: *chuckles menacingly* Pirates capturing a submarine? It's almost comical. I could easily crush them and their feeble attempts at dominance. Nightmare Moon: *laughs scornfully* Pirates, attempting to capture a Fetiz submarine? Their foolishness knows no bounds. I reign over darkness, and they will pale in comparison. Starlight Glimmer: *smirks sarcastically* Pirates and their grand plans. I wonder if they even comprehend the complexity of operating such a machine. Their arrogance will be their downfall. Discord: *laughs uproariously* Pirates and submarines? Ah, what a delightful mess they will undoubtedly make! Perhaps I should join in and add a touch of chaos to their adventure!