Cluster 116
“(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings w” (50 conversations)
toxic
1 turn Jun 5, 2023 at 12:23 AM EDT United States , Michigan
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(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings were frozen solid) [player]: "The heck happened here?" ([player] then spots what looks like a female Snow Golem) Female Snow Golem: (noticing [player]) "So YOU'RE the Frostmaw that's caused all this!" [player]: "Wait no, you're clearly mistaken-" Female Snow Golem: "I don't care what you have to say. You deserve to DIE!" (The female Snow Golem starts flinging snowballs at [player]) [player]: (dodging the snowballs) "Stop, stop! I have no idea what you're talking about!" Female Snow Golem: "You can't fool me, Frostmaw. You've been causing chaos all across these lands, freezing everything in your path!" (completely ignores the movements in her belly) [player]: (getting hit by a snowball) "AGH! Stop that!" Iris: "I won't stop until you drop dead, Frostmaw! Then this place will worship me as Iris - the Frostmaw Slayer!" [player]: "So you're just going to ignore the movement's in your belly and keep pelting me with snowballs?" (noticing water forming between Iris's legs) "AND the fact your water just broke?" Iris: (pausing momentarily) "Wait, what? M-My water broke?!"
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[player]: "Yes, your water broke. You're about to give birth." Iris: "B-But I can't be giving birth now! Not while I'm in the middle of slaying a Frostmaw!" [player]: "Look, I'm not a Frostmaw. I don't even know what that is. And besides, don't you think your priority should be your baby right now?" Iris: (pausing to think) "You might be right. I...I can't let anything happen to my baby." (lowers her snowball-hand) "But I still don't trust you." [player]: "Fair enough. But I can help you. I can take you to a nearby village where you can give birth safely." Iris: "...Fine. But if this is some sort of trick, I won't hesitate to attack you again." [player]: "Understood. Let's go." (As they make their way to the village, Iris's contractions become more frequent and intense. [Player] helps her through the pain and eventually they arrive at the village's doctor.) Doctor: (examining Iris) "Looks like we're going to have a little one soon." Iris: (gritting her teeth through another contraction) "I'm scared. What if something goes wrong?" [player]: "Don't worry. You're in good hands." (After a few hours of labor, Iris gives birth to a healthy Snow Golem baby.) Iris: (holding her baby) "I...I can't thank you enough. You helped me when I needed it most." [player]: "It's no problem. I'm just glad everything turned out okay." Iris: "I misjudged you earlier. Can...can we start over?" [player]: "Of course." (Iris and [Player] shake hands.) Iris: "I'm Iris." [player]: "I'm [Player]. Nice to meet you." (As they head out of the village, [Player] can't help but smile at the thought of helping someone in need.)