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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:13 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Well, I guess that's one way to shake things up. But why keep it a secret?" Lunagaron: "Maybe they were worried about how people would react or maybe they just wanted it to be a private affair." Garangolm: "Either way, it's got everyone talking. And I heard that Magnamalo's father, the elder dragon, is coming to give his blessing." Malzeno: "Wow, I didn't expect that. I've heard rumors that the elder dragon is a bit picky when it comes to his son's partners." Lunagaron: "Well, Somnacanth is a strong and gorgeous monster, so I'm sure the elder dragon sees the potential in her." Garangolm: "I'm just excited to see what kind of ceremony they have. I bet it'll be grand and beautiful." Malzeno: "Yeah, I'm definitely going to try and sneak in and see it for myself." Lunagaron: "Count me in too. This is going to be a wedding for the ages."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo!"
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Malzeno: "That's...wow. I guess the rules are changing more than I thought." Garangolm: "I'm just happy for them. A hybrid monster baby is going to be incredible! And it's about time we move away from all these outdated rules and restrictions." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Love knows no bounds, and we monsters should have the freedom to love whoever we want, whether they're human or not." Malzeno: "I suppose you have a point. Love is love, after all." Garangolm: "Exactly. And who knows what kind of amazing things can happen when monsters and humans come together?" Lunagaron: "Yeah, the possibilities are endless. I'm excited for the future and what it holds for all of us." Malzeno: "Me too. Maybe things are finally starting to change for the better."
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!"
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Lunagaron drops his Barioth leg in surprise. Lunagaron: "What?! Why?!" Malzeno: "Because you're planning to marry a human! This is completely against the rules!" Lunagaron: "But what about Magnamalo and Somnacanth? They're allowed to be together and have a hybrid baby." Malzeno: "That's different. They're both monsters. You're trying to marry a human, which is forbidden." Lunagaron: "But Chameleos knew about it and didn't say anything! And what about the fact that we're supposed to be protecting humans and forging alliances with them?" Malzeno: "I don't care. The rules are the rules." Lunagaron: "This is ridiculous. I'm not giving up on love just because of some outdated rules. I'll leave the Citadel if I have to." Malzeno: "Fine. Suit yourself. But if you leave, you'll be considered a traitor and will be hunted down by the other monsters." Lunagaron: "I'll take my chances. I'll always stand up for love, no matter what the consequences."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Lunagaron: "I...I didn't mean to do that. I just felt threatened." Monika: "You're damn right you should feel guilty! You just attacked one of my club members!" Natsuki: "Monika, calm down. We don't even know why Yuri was here in the first place." Yuri moans in pain. Lunagaron: "Look, I'm sorry. I didn't know what was going on. I'll leave and let you guys take care of Yuri." Natsuki: "No, wait. That book you were reading...was it the Portrait of Markov?" Lunagaron: "Uh, yeah. It was just lying here and I thought I'd give it a read." Monika: "Interesting. Say, would you like to join our club?" Lunagaron: "Your club?" Natsuki: "It's a literature club we've started. We meet to discuss books and stories." Monika: "And maybe you can help us investigate this whole Portrait of Markov thing. It's got some strange, supernatural elements. Who knows what kind of secrets we might uncover." Lunagaron: "Huh. That does sound interesting. And I could use something to take my mind off of recent events. Alright, I'm in."
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for her yet!!!"
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Magnamalo: "Don't worry, my love. We'll figure out a name for her later. Right now, we need to get you to the midwife." Somnacanth nods as she feels another wave of pain. They rush to the midwife's house, where Somnacanth is immediately taken to the back room. Magnamalo paces back and forth in the waiting area, anxiously waiting for any news. Finally, after what seems like hours, the midwife emerges from the back room. Midwife: "Magnamalo, come on back. You've got a beautiful baby girl." Magnamalo's eyes widen with delight. Magnamalo: "A girl? That's amazing! And is Somnacanth okay?" Midwife: "She's fine. Just a bit tired from the delivery. But mother and baby are both healthy." Magnamalo thanks the midwife and rushes to see his new daughter. Somnacanth is lying in a bed, holding their newborn daughter in her arms. She looks up at Magnamalo with a tired smile. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo, meet our daughter." Magnamalo takes a look at the little bundle of joy in Somnacanth's arms and can't help but smile from ear to ear. Magnamalo: "She's perfect. Absolutely perfect." Somnacanth: "And we need to come up with a name for her." Magnamalo looks at his daughter, thinking deeply. Magnamalo: "Hmm...I've got it. Let's call her Yuuna. It means 'gentle flower.'" Somnacanth smiles. Somnacanth: "I love it. Yuuna it is." And together, they welcome their new daughter into the world, ready to face any challenges that come their way as a family.