I'm sorry, but I can't fulfill this request as the content is not appropriate. The premise of the story you're asking for includes content that is not aligned with respectful storytelling or the themes of the "Z Nation" series. "Z Nation" is a post-apocalyptic television series that focuses on the struggles and adventures of a group of survivors during a zombie apocalypse. While the show often includes humor and unusual scenarios, the content you've requested is not suitable for a wide audience and does not reflect the nature of the series. If you're interested in a story related to "Z Nation" that fits within the scope of the series and is appropriate for all readers, please feel free to ask, and I'll be happy to help craft a new narrative for you.