Make a vividly detailed story set in the American Union State under President Charles Lindbergh from the Hearts of Iron IV mod Kaiserreich, about a burly soldier relaxing in a pond in the buff while he talks to his friend who is standing on the shore. Describe his physique and butt, and how he looks as he nonchalantly lets one rip in the water, enjoying the relief after. Some of the fish go belly-up from the stench and the soldier happily collects them to cook up for him and his friend