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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:38 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Interesting. I wonder how they're going to blend their different hunter traditions." Lunagaron: "I heard that Magnamalo is incorporating some of Somnacanth's water-based rituals into the ceremony." Garangolm: "And Somnacanth is incorporating some of Magnamalo's fire-based rituals." Malzeno: "That's pretty cool. I'll have to go check it out." Lunagaron: "Me too. It'll be nice to see them happy together." Garangolm: "Yeah, we should all go. Show our support for the happy couple." Malzeno: "Agreed. Let's make it a group outing." The trio then set off to the Lava Caverns, looking forward to witnessing the unique ceremony between Magnamalo and Somnacanth.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo!"
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Malzeno: "That's...unexpected. But we still need to address the issue of you dating a human, Lunagaron. It's against our rules and could potentially cause problems." Lunagaron: "I know, but Natsuki is different. She's not like other humans. She understands us and our way of life." Garangolm: "I understand where Lunagaron is coming from. We shouldn't dismiss a potential relationship just because of societal norms." Malzeno: "I see your point, Garangolm. But we still need to discuss this further and come up with a solution that works for everyone." The conversation continued as they made their way back to the Citadel, with the three lords discussing the potential impact of Lunagaron's relationship on their community. Regardless of their decision, they knew that they needed to prioritize the safety and well-being of their people.
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm: "Malzeno, stop! Let Lunagaron go. We can't let our emotions cloud our judgement. Perhaps it's time we reconsider our traditions and examine why they exist." Malzeno: "I suppose you're right, Garangolm. This situation has certainly made me realize that our strict rules might not be the best way to live. We'll need to come up with a new system that allows for both freedom and order." And with that, the three lords began deliberating on a new set of guidelines that would better fit their evolving society. While it wouldn't be an easy task, they knew that it was necessary for their community to thrive and adapt to the changing times.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with two other mysterious people - one had brown hair and emerald green eyes, and one had coral pink hair and sky blue eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way." Monika: "I think so, too. The girl with sky blue eyes looks down at her belly - which indicates that she's in the last weeks of her pregnancy. Monika: "Yes...Sayori, I know you're excited to meet your son. But still, I can't believe that MC moved to another city." Natsuki: "OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Yuri: "Lunagaron...he attacked me." Monika: "What?! Why would he do that?" Lunagaron: "I didn't mean to! He took the book from me and I...reacted." Sayori: "We need to get you to a doctor, Yuri." Yuri nods weakly, holding a hand to her bleeding eye. Monika: "Lunagaron, we'll have to deal with this later. Right now, we need to make sure Yuri is okay." Natsuki: "I'll call an ambulance. Hang in there, Yuri." As Yuri is taken to the hospital, Lunagaron is left alone with his thoughts. He had never meant to hurt anyone, let alone an innocent person like Yuri. He begins to realize that his actions have consequences and that he needs to take responsibility for them. It would be a long road to redemption, but he's determined to make things right.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for her yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?"
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Magnamalo: "Somnacanth's water just broke. Our baby is on the way." Gaismagorm: "Oh, congratulations! Sorry to interrupt." Somnacanth: "Thank you, Gaismagorm. We're just a bit caught off guard." Magnamalo: "We'll need to get Somnacanth to the hospital quickly. Gaismagorm, can you help carry her there?" Gaismagorm: "Of course. Let's go." The trio quickly make their way to the hospital, with Somnacanth in intense labor pains. Magnamalo gives her encouraging words and tries to keep her calm throughout the journey. When they arrive at the hospital, a team of doctors and nurses immediately take Somnacanth in for delivery. Somnacanth: "Ahhh! It hurts! Hurry up and get her out!!" Magnamalo: "You can do this, Somnacanth. I'm right here beside you." After several hours of labor, Somnacanth gives birth to a healthy baby girl. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...it's a girl..." Magnamalo: "Wow...she's beautiful..." The doctors clean up the baby and hand her over to Magnamalo to hold. Magnamalo: "We did it, Somnacanth. Our little girl is finally here." Somnacanth: "But we still need to come up with a name for her..." Magnamalo: "Hmm...how about something that combines our two kingdoms? Maybe...Soma?" Somnacanth: "I like that. Soma it is." And with that, the happy family of three was surrounded by their friends, all cooing over the adorable newborn girl.