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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 7:12 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "That's surprising. I didn't expect those two to get together." Garangolm: "Yeah, but apparently they fell in love during one of the Rampage battles." Malzeno: "Crazy. I guess even monsters can find love." Lunagaron: "It's kinda romantic, to be honest." Garangolm: "I know, right? I wish them all the best." Malzeno: "Same. Maybe we should leave them a gift or something." Lunagaron: "That's a great idea. Let's go pick out something nice for them."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!"
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Malzeno: "I'm just saying, as lords of the land, we have certain expectations of our partners." Lunagaron: "I know, and Natsuki understands that. She's very respectful and understanding of our culture." Garangolm: "And let's not forget that we're not even supposed to be talking about our personal relationships. That's against the code." Malzeno: "I'm just worried about the reputation of our species. What will humans think if they find out that one of the lords is dating one of their own?" Lunagaron: "I don't care what they think. I love Natsuki and I won't let anyone tell me who I can or cannot be with." Garangolm: "I agree with Lunagaron on this. Love knows no boundaries." Malzeno: "You guys are crazy. I'll stick with the traditional ways of our kind." Lunagaron: "Suit yourself." The three lords continued walking back to the Citadel, each lost in their own thoughts on the matter of love and relationships.
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Why?!" Garangolm: "We've had reports that you've been breaking the code by dating a human." Lunagaron: "What?! That's ridiculous! I've been nothing but respectful of our culture!" Malzeno: "It doesn't matter, Lunagaron. You've broken our traditions and we cannot have that. Our species' reputation is at stake." Lunagaron: "This is insane. You can't just banish me for being in love!" Garangolm: "I'm sorry, Lunagaron. But our decision is final." Lunagaron: "I won't stand for this. I'll fight for my right to love whoever I choose." Malzeno: "Then we'll see you on the battlefield." With that, Malzeno and Garangolm turned and walked away, leaving Lunagaron standing alone in shock and disbelief. He couldn't believe that his fellow lords would so easily cast him out for something as trivial as love. But he knew that he couldn't give up his love for Natsuki, even if it meant going against his own kind.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?"
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Yuri: "It was Lunagaron. He attacked me." Monika: "Lunagaron?! What's he doing here?" Natsuki: "I have no idea. But we need to get Yuri to a hospital." Monika: "And we need to call the authorities. This is serious." Lunagaron: "Look, I didn't mean to hurt anyone. I just wanted some peace and quiet." Natsuki: "That's no excuse for attacking someone, Lunagaron. We're going to have to report this to the authorities." Lunagaron: "Fine. Do what you want. I don't care anymore." As Natsuki and Monika helped Yuri out of the building, Lunagaron sat in the corner, feeling remorseful for his actions. He knew that what he did was wrong and he would have to face the consequences. As he sat there, he couldn't help but wonder if he had made the right choice in falling in love with a human.