(Verse 1) Greetings fellow Scientists, Let's take a journey, I know a place, Full of test tubes, flasks, and beakers, Old, wet and tired, There must be something in that water, Sippin' gin and juice, In an underground facility, "That one", The boys with their ties, Tryna creep a little sneak peek, "Of that ass", (Pre-Chorus) Play all the games in the world, But nothing comes close, To Half-Life Gold Source, When you do science with us, You'll be falling in love, AAH AH AHH AH AH AAH AAAHH, (Chorus) Scientific boys, We're unforgettable, Ridiculous ties, And small coffee cups, White pale skin, Like microwaved casserole, AAH AH AHH AH AH AAH AAAHH, Scientific boys, We're undeniable, ?Find fresh fears?, Black Mesa on Top, New Mexico ?Represents?, Now put your hands up, AAH AH AHH AH AH AAH AAAHH, (Verse 2) There was a Breach, Please mind the Head crabs and the barnacles, We freak and we shriek, The military is at the Console, (Pre-Chorus) Play all the games in the world, But nothing comes close, To Half-Life Gold Source, When you do science with us, You'll be falling in love, AAH AH AHH AH AH AAH AAAHH, (Chorus) Scientific boys, We're unforgettable, Vortigaunts died but here comes a Grunt, Xen Kissing so hot it'll fry your ventricles, AAH AH AHH AH AH AAH AAAHH, Scientific boys, We're undeniable, ?Find fresh fears?, Black Mesa on Top, New Mexico ?Represents?, Now pu- (Unclear), AAH AH AHH AH AH AAH AAAHH, (Bridge) Attention and ready, Turn pasta into spaghetti, Light Light, Red carpet, (Idk), Pit her, Touch her, Steal her armor, AH, Congratulations Eli E and Nick Thunderbee, I ate it, I ate a lot of it, That's right I ate a lot of it, Mickey Dee's summertime, (Idk), "Oh, that ass, hanging your goat!", (Idk), Will you be my lady?, Yes!, I'm here to make babies, Of course!, All that I know can be baby, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", (Outro) California girls, We're unforgettable, ?Daisy dukes? Bikinis on top, Sun-kissed so hot it will melt your popsicle, AAH AH AHH AH AH AAH AAAHH, California girls, We're undeniable, ?Find fresh fears?, We've got it unlocked, West coast ?Represents?, Now put your hands up, AAH AH AHH AH AH AAH AAAHH, Oooh dear, California girls, am I right Gordon?, Ooh dear, Scientifically we can make you into a California girl, Gordon, Errm, Where are you going?, Well... What happens now?