(Scene: The Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and Squidward are at the cash register, serving customers.) SpongeBob: (cheerfully) Another glorious day at the Krusty Krab, Squidward! Isn't it amazing? Squidward: (sarcastically) Oh, joy. Another thrilling day flipping patties with you, SpongeBob. (Cut to a montage of SpongeBob working diligently while Squidward half-heartedly takes orders.) SpongeBob: (oblivious) Say, Squidward, have you heard about Hollywood actress Reese Witherspoon? Squidward: (boredly) Oh look, another one of your pop culture obsessions. What has Reese Witherspoon done now? SpongeBob: (enthusiastically) Well, she just won an award for her amazing acting skills! So talented! Squidward: (disinterested) Wow, an award ceremony. How fascinating. (Squidward rolls his eyes and continues serving customers.) SpongeBob: (excitedly) But Squidward, you're missing out on this incredible actress! She's so beautiful and talented! Squidward: (mocking) Really, SpongeBob? A beautiful and talented actress? Gosh, I've never heard of such a thing. SpongeBob: (earnestly) Squidward, you should at least give her movies a chance. They're really entertaining! Squidward: (sighs) Fine, SpongeBob. If it will make you stop obsessing over this Reese Whatshername, I'll watch one of her movies. (Cut to Squidward reluctantly watching a Reese Witherspoon movie on his TV at home.) Squidward: (grudgingly) Okay, SpongeBob, I watched one of her movies. Happy now? SpongeBob: (excitedly) Oh, Squidward, what did you think? She's amazing, right? Squidward: (reluctantly) Well, I guess she was...decent. I mean, she did a good job... I suppose. SpongeBob: (triumphantly) I knew you couldn't resist her talent, Squidward! Now you'll become her biggest fan! Squidward: (defensively) No way, SpongeBob! I am not becoming some obsessed fanboy over one actress! (Weeks later, Squidward is seen redecorating his house with Reese Witherspoon memorabilia.) SpongeBob: (shocked) Squidward, what happened to not becoming an obsessed fanboy? Squidward: (excitedly) SpongeBob, Reese Witherspoon is a genius! I've become her number one fan! Look at my collection! (Squidward proudly showcases his vast collection of Reese Witherspoon posters, DVDs, and action figures.) SpongeBob: (facepalm) Squidward, I never thought I'd say this, but you've taken your obsession a little too far. Squidward: (ignoring SpongeBob) I've even joined a fan club, SpongeBob! We have movie marathons every weekend! SpongeBob: (concerned) Squidward, don't you think you're neglecting your clarinet practice and work at the Krusty Krab? Squidward: (dreamily) Oh, SpongeBob, true talent like Reese Witherspoon's is far more important than my silly hobbies or this mediocre job. SpongeBob: (frustrated) Squidward! She's just an actress! You can't let your obsession consume your life like this! Squidward: (defensive) She's not just an actress, SpongeBob! She's a goddess of the big screen! You just don't understand true art! (The scene ends with Squidward continuing to babble about Reese Witherspoon, while SpongeBob sighs in exasperation.)