Title: "Glitch in the Animus" [Scene opens in a modern-looking lab with a large, futuristic machine in the center. It resembles the Animus from Assassin's Creed. Two nerdy technicians, BOB and TIM, are fiddling with the machine's controls. JAKE, a casual gamer in his 20s, lies on the machine, ready to be transported into the past.] BOB: (excitedly) Okay, Jake, you're about to dive into Revolutionary Paris. Prepare to relive the memories of an actual Assassin from the Brotherhood. JAKE: (thumbs up) Sweet! Let's do this! Vive la France! TIM: (pressing buttons) Initiating sequence in 3... 2... 1... [There's a flash of light and JAKE disappears into the Animus. Suddenly, the screen shows Jake as the Assassin, dramatically standing atop the Notre-Dame Cathedral, looking over the city.] JAKE/ASSASSIN: (heroically) Time to join the revolution and - Whoa! [He tries to leap off but ends up awkwardly flailing in the air due to a glitch. He's jitterbugging mid-air while "Running in the 90s" music plays.] CUT TO: [The lab, both technicians are frantically pressing buttons.] BOB: Oh no, not the Levitating Glitch of '14! Quickly, recalibrate! TIM: I'm trying, but he's stuck in the moonwalk loop! [Back in the Animus, JAKE/ASSASSIN starts moonwalking through the air while dramatic Assassin's Creed music blends with Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal."] CUT TO: [Back in the lab.] JAKE: (from the Animus, annoyed) Guys, this isn't exactly stealthy! BOB: Just give us a second, we'll get you back on your feet... or, well, off your feet... in a non-glitchy way. CUT TO: [Back in the game, JAKE/ASSASSIN lands gracefully on the ground, ready to sneak up on a guard. But as he approaches, the guard's face is comically misplaced, floating beside his head.] JAKE/ASSASSIN: (whispering) Must... not... laugh... [He puts his hand up for a knockout move but accidentally slaps the floating face, and it spins like a meme-worthy fidget spinner.] CUT TO: [In the lab, TIM is holding a printed meme in front of BOB, showing an Assassin spinning a guard's face.] BOB: (chuckling) Someone already made a meme out of it! JAKE: (exasperated) Guys! Can I get some actual gameplay here? TIM: (putting away the meme) Right, sorry. Okay, let's skip to the co-op mission. CUT TO: [Back in the game, JAKE/ASSASSIN is joined by three other player-controlled Assassins, awkwardly T-posing around him.] JAKE/ASSASSIN: (deadpan) Perfect. The Brotherhood of Mannequins. BOB: (over the comms) Uh, that's not supposed to happen. TIM: (snickering) More like "Assassin's Creed: Unity of Glitches," right? JAKE: (playing along now) I guess our motto now is "Nothing is functional, everything is permitted." [All four T-posing Assassins fall through the ground and into the digital abyss.] CUT TO: [In the lab, TIM and BOB stand up, raising their arms in a T-pose.] BOB and TIM: (in unison) Welcome to the Brotherhood! [Scene cuts to black with text: "Assassin's Creed Unity: Where the only thing deadlier than the Templars is the unpredictable Animus."] [End.]