INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY *Jerry, George, and Elaine are sitting on the couch and chairs while Kramer barges in all excited.* KRAMER: (excited) You guys, you won't believe what I just found out! GEORGE: Oh, here we go... ELAINE: (mockingly) Did you find out the government is run by lizard people? KRAMER: Better than that! I've been doing some research, and I *know* there's going to be a huge terrorist attack... involving two planes and the World Trade Center. *Jerry, George, and Elaine exchange amused glances.* JERRY: (chuckles) What, are you saying they're planning a little demolition derby with the Twin Towers? GEORGE: Who would even think of doing something like that? It's just - it's nothing, Kramer. KRAMER: No, no... It's happening! This shadowy group called Al-Qaeda is behind it all, led by a guy named Osama bin Laden! *Jerry, George, and Elaine start laughing.* ELAINE: Oh, come on Kramer! That *sounds* like it's out of a cheesy action movie. GEORGE: (sarcastically) Yeah, and the heroes will come in and save the day just in the nick of time, right? JERRY: (mockingly) And let me guess, you're gonna be the one to stop them with your "Kramerica Industries." KRAMER: (serious) Jerry, I'm telling ya, this is all *real*. I've seen all the evidence. GEORGE: And where did you find this so-called evidence? A tabloid? KRAMER: (getting agitated) No! I've talked to people! Important people! They're all saying the same thing! *Jerry gets up and starts shuffling Kramer towards the door.* JERRY: Alright Kramer, you go save the day with your "important people." We're clearly not equipped to handle such sensitive information. *Kramer looks exasperated but exits the apartment, slamming the door behind him.* ELAINE: (laughing) Can you believe him? JERRY: (shrugs) It's Kramer. Nothing surprises me anymore. GEORGE: But seriously, the World Trade Center? Of all the places they could pick, it's gotta be the biggest office buildings in the city. *Jerry and Elaine share a meaningful look before erupting into laughter once more.*