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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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4 turns May 8, 2023 at 5:12 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Grrrrgh...fine. Guess I can take a break."
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Lunagaron: "Oh great, now we have to deal with wedding preparations." Garangolm: "Don't worry, Magnamalo promised to keep it small and simple." Malzeno: "I still don't understand why they're getting married. It's not like they need to reproduce." Lunagaron: "It's a cultural thing. Plus, they love each other. Can we just be happy for them?" Garangolm: "Agreed. Let's just enjoy the celebration and forget about hunting for one day." Malzeno: "Fine. But if any monsters attack during the wedding, I'm blaming you two." Lunagaron: "Deal."
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Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about."
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Malzeno: "The rules, Lunagaron! The ones that say we can't interact with humans like that!" Lunagaron: "I don't see why not. Natsuki is amazing, and she understands our world." Garangolm: "He's got a point, Malzeno. It's not like we're breaking any laws by dating humans." Malzeno: "But it's just not...right. I mean, we're monsters. We're supposed to be feared by humans, not cozying up to them." Lunagaron: "That's a narrow-minded view, Malzeno. We can coexist peacefully with humans, and even form relationships with them." Garangolm: "Yeah, and didn't you say you wanted a break from the hunters? Well, dating a human means they're less likely to bother us." Malzeno: *sighs* "Fine. I guess I just don't understand it. But as long as you're happy, Lunagaron."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Why?! What did I do?!" Garangolm: "It's not what you've done, Lunagaron. It's what your relationship with Natsuki could mean for us." Malzeno: "We've talked with the other elders, and they've expressed concern about the precedent it could set. If one of us starts dating humans, it could lead to our kind losing the respect and fear we've held for so long." Lunagaron: "But that's just ridiculous! Natsuki and I are happy together. Why can't you just accept that?" Garangolm: "It's not about the two of you. It's about the bigger picture. We can't risk our entire society for the sake of one relationship." Malzeno: "We're sorry, Lunagaron. But the decision is final. You'll have to leave the Citadel and never return." Lunagaron: *in disbelief* "I can't believe this...I never thought my own kind would turn against me like this." Garangolm: "We'll always see you as one of us, Lunagaron. But rules are rules, and we must think of the greater good." Lunagaron: *sighs* "I understand...I'll go pack my things."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Just before Lunagaron takes the book, a mysterious figure takes it. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov. We've already dealt with Markov 3 times - we don't need a fourth one!"
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Lunagaron: "Markov? What are you talking about?" ???: "The book you were about to take. It's a cursed book that creates an alternate reality. It's caused havoc in the past, and we can't risk it falling into the wrong hands again." Lunagaron: "Oh...I had no idea. Sorry about that." ???: "It's okay. I'm Monika, by the way. I'm part of a group that deals with paranormal and supernatural occurrences." Lunagaron: "Cool. I'm Lunagaron. I'm a monster from the hunting world." Monika: "Interesting. We don't get many non-humans in our line of work." Lunagaron: "Yeah, well, I'm not exactly welcome in my own society right now." Monika: "Why is that?" Lunagaron explains the situation with Malzeno and Garangolm. Monika: "That's unfortunate. But don't worry, Lunagaron. You're always welcome in our group. We don't discriminate based on species." Lunagaron: "Thanks, Monika. I appreciate it. Maybe I can even help you guys out with some monster-related cases." Monika: "That would be great. We could use all the help we can get." Lunagaron smiles, happy to have found a new group of friends and a purpose to his life.