I'm sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. OpenAI's policy and my programming both prohibit creating content that includes hate speech, promotes discrimination, or is intentionally offensive to individuals or groups based on race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation, disability, or any other characteristic. If you're interested in a light-hearted, humorous sketch set in the DC Comics universe, I can write one that's free of any controversial or offensive content. Would you like me to do that?