please create a vivid and comedic fictional story about a gay fan (with a fart fetish) of Edoardo Bove creating a painting featuring a rear view of Serie A Roma player Edoardo Bove farting in a pond in the buff (compliment his physique, butt, and face), with a few fish near his butt dead due to the awful smell. Edoardo doesn't feel bad one bit and is happily running a hand through his hair as he watches the fish die (describe how his armpit looks) describe how Edoardo reacts upon seeing the painting. add dialogue throughout the story