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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:28 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH!"
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[player]: "Are you okay? What's happening?" Enderwoman: "I think...I think I'm about to give birth...to an Endermite." [player]: "An Endermite? What's that?" Enderwoman: "It's a small, hostile creature spawned by Ender Pearl usage. They're a nuisance, really." [player]: "Is there anything I can do to help?" Enderwoman: "I need to find a safe place to give birth. Can you protect me while we find a suitable spot?" [player]: "Of course. Let's go." (The two of them venture out into the plains biome, with [player] fending off any hostile mobs that come their way. Eventually, they find a small cave that seems relatively safe.) Enderwoman: "This should do. Thank you for your help." [player]: "No problem. Do you need anything else?" Enderwoman: "Just some privacy. And...maybe some food. I'm quite hungry." [player]: "I have some bread. Here you go." Enderwoman: "Thank you. And...sorry for attacking you earlier. I tend to overreact sometimes." [player]: "It's alright. I know how it feels to be protective of a new life." Enderwoman: "You do?" [player]: "Yeah. I have a family back home. A wife and two kids." Enderwoman: "I see. You must miss them." [player]: "Yeah...but I'm here to explore and discover new things. It's all worth it in the end." Enderwoman: "I envy you. My kind is not known for our curiosity or adventurous nature." [player]: "Maybe that will change one day. Who knows what the future holds?" Enderwoman: "Perhaps. Thank you, [player]. For everything." (The Enderwoman curls up in her makeshift bed, preparing to give birth. [player] watches over her, feeling a sense of compassion and gratitude for the strange creature beside him.)