Viking: "Ho there, good sirs! I be a traveler from afar, and I hath heard tell of a wondrous feeding establishment yonder. Canst thou direct my path?" McDonald's staff: "Hello, sir! Welcome to McDonald's. Our menu is up above, could we interest you in any of our delicious offerings today?" Viking: "Ah, I see now! Thou hast an array of intriguing bites to choose from. Prithee, let me try this 'Big Mac' I see here. What be its contents?" McDonald's staff: "The Big Mac is made up of two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun." Viking: "By Odin's beard! That sounds like a feast fit for a king! I shalt have one of those, and some of thy crispy potatoes as well. Hark! Dost thou have any meade to wash it all down with?" McDonald's staff: "I'm sorry, sir. We don't have meade, but we have a variety of soft drinks, including Coca-Cola." Viking: "Ah, a fair substitute it shall be. I'll have a cup of that as well. Pray, how much doth it come to?" McDonald's staff: "Your total comes to $8.50, sir." Viking: "Very well, I shall pay with thy strange plastic currency then. I thank thee for thy service, noble fast food sellers! I shall sing thy praises on my journeys henceforth!" McDonald's staff: "Thank you, sir! We hope you enjoy your meal!"

King Henry VIII: "Good morrow, my fine fellows! I hear tale of a newfangled establishment that offereth sustenance of the fast sort. Pray tell, couldst thou direct me to this place?" McDonald's staff: "Of course, Your Majesty! You have arrived at McDonald's, where we have a wide selection of fast food offerings. Our menu is displayed above. What may I get for you today?" King Henry VIII: "Hmm, let me peruse thy list. Ah, what is this double quarter pounder with cheese? Thou speakest of a pounder, but prithee, does it weigh a mere pound?" McDonald's staff: "No, Your Majesty, it is not one pound. It is two quarter pound beef patties with cheese, lettuce, onions, pickles, and sauce on a sesame seed bun." King Henry VIII: "By my halidom! That sounds most scrumptious. I shall have one of those double quarter pounders. And might I also have an order of thy French fried potatoes, if it please thee?" McDonald's staff: "Certainly, Your Majesty! Would you like to make it a meal with a drink?" King Henry VIII: "Oh, aye, a meal would be most welcome. What manner of drinks doth thou have?" McDonald's staff: "We have a variety of soft drinks, shakes, and even coffee and tea." King Henry VIII: "Hmm, I shall have a cup of thy coffee. But wait, wouldst thou have any meade or ale available?" McDonald's staff: "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, we don't serve meade or ale. Perhaps you would enjoy our sweet tea or coffee instead?" King Henry VIII: "Nay, I shall pass on thy modern brews then. Coffee shall suffice. How much doth this meal cost, good sir?" McDonald's staff: "Your total comes to $9.50, Your Majesty. Would you like to pay with cash or card?" King Henry VIII: "Card, thou sayest? How strange! But very well, let me whip out my card of credit. Here you are, good sir. I thank thee for providing such a tasty repast in such a speedy manner. I shall recommend thy services to my royal court!" McDonald's staff: "Thank you, Your Majesty! Enjoy your meal!"

Viking: "Greetings, ye fast food purveyors! I be a traveler from the north, seeking sustenance beyond the usual fare. What sort of delights do ye have within thy establishment?" McDonald's staff: "Hello, sir! Welcome to McDonald's. We have a variety of fast food options available, including burgers, fries, and milkshakes. Can I interest you in any of those?" Viking: "Burgers, ye say? Hmm, what's in that Big Mac ye have pictured there?" McDonald's staff: "The Big Mac is made up of two beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and special sauce on a sesame seed bun." Viking: "Interesting, it sounds like a meal fit for a warrior! I shall take one of those, and an order of thy 'french' fries as well. How dost thou prepare them?" McDonald's staff: "Our fries are made from potatoes, and then fried until they are crispy and golden brown." Viking: "Ah, I see! Then let me also have one of thy frosty treats in a cup, what dost thou call it, a milkshake?" McDonald's staff: "Yes, sir, that's right! We have chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla flavors available." Viking: "Hmm, vanilla sounds the most appealing to me. How much dost thou charge for such a feast?" McDonald's staff: "Your total comes to $8.50, sir." Viking: "In truth, that's quite a bit of silver to part with, but I shall pay it gladly for such a hearty meal. Pray, let me pay with yonder plastic coin you call a credit card." McDonald's staff: "Certainly, sir! Here's your meal and your card back. I hope you enjoy your food!" Viking: "Many thanks, my friend! 'Tis not often that I encounter such strange comestibles, but I must say, thy food is most satisfying! I shall return to the north with tales of thy enticing fare!"

King Henry VIII: "Good day to thee, fellow merchants of fast food! I have heard many a rumor of this establishment of which ye speak. Pray, might I trouble thee for some guidance, where might I find thy wares?" McDonald's staff: "Greetings, Your Majesty! You have arrived at McDonald's, where we offer a plethora of foods to sate your hunger. Our menu is displayed above, might I interest you in a meal?" King Henry VIII: "Aye, that would be most welcome. But tell me, what art the contents of the 'Quarter Pounder with Cheese' thy menu doth display?" McDonald's staff: "The Quarter Pounder is a beef patty topped with cheese, lettuce, onions and pickles on a sesame seed bun, Your Majesty." King Henry VIII: "By my crown, that sounds quite appetizing! And what is this 'McFlurry' that mine eyes doth spy upon thy board?" McDonald's staff: "Ah, the McFlurry is a dessert consisting of soft-serve ice cream mixed with various toppings, such as Oreo cookies or M&M candies." King Henry VIII: "Tis a strange concoction indeed, but I shall try one of thy McFlurries, and also thy Quarter Pounder with Cheese. But pray, what of thy drinks? Might I acquire a cup of your sweet nectar known as 'Coca-Cola'?" McDonald's staff: "Of course, Your Majesty! We have a selection of soft drinks, including Coca-Cola. Would you like to make it a meal with a side of fries and a drink?" King Henry VIII: "An excellent suggestion, my good man! And how much shall this culinary adventure cost me?" McDonald's staff: "Your total comes to $9.50, Your Majesty. Would you like to pay with cash or card?" King Henry VIII: "Card, thou sayest? How intriguing! Let me retrieve my credit card so that I might partake of thy modern technology. Here thou art, sir. I thank thee kindly for hastening my hunger's end. Fare thee well!" McDonald's staff: "Thank you, Your Majesty! Enjoy your meal!"

Viking: "Hail, ye sellers of fast food! I am but a weary traveler from far-off lands, seeking sustenance to fuel my journey. What delights do ye have on offer?" McDonald's staff: "Hello there! Welcome to McDonald's. We have a variety of options available, including burgers, fried chicken, and various sides. Can I interest you in any of those?" Viking: "Burgers, ye say? I have heard of these burgers, but never have I partaken in their savory pleasures. What is this 'Big Mac' I see displayed above?" McDonald's staff: "The Big Mac is a burger made up of two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun." Viking: "By Odin's beard, that sounds like quite a feast! I shall take one of those, and perhaps a side of thy 'french' fries as well. And what of thy beverages? Any mead or ale to be had?" McDonald's staff: "Sorry, sir, we don't have any mead or ale, but we do have soda, coffee, shakes, and more." Viking: "Soda, sayest thou? 'Tis a foreign beverage to mine ears, but I shall try a cup of thy 'Coca Cola'. How much doth thou charge for such a feast?" McDonald's staff: "Your total comes to $8.50, sir." Viking: "A fair price for such a feast. I shall pay with this plastic coin you call a credit card, but I warn thee, I am not well-versed in thy modern ways. Mightest thou aid me in this transaction?" McDonald's staff: "Of course, sir! Just insert your card into the chip reader here, and follow the prompts on the screen." Viking: "Ah, I see! Thou art more knowledgeable in these matters than I. Many thanks, my friend. I shall return to my travels with a newfound appreciation for these 'burgers' and 'fries' of which ye speak." McDonald's staff: "You're welcome, sir! Enjoy your meal!"