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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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5 turns May 8, 2023 at 8:27 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been courting for a while and decided to make it official." Lunagaron: "Huh, I didn't know monsters did that. I thought we just mated and moved on." Malzeno: "Well, I guess it's nice that they found love. But it doesn't change the fact that we still have to deal with those pesky hunters." Garangolm: "True. But maybe if we show them that monsters can have love and family too, they'll be more understanding and leave us alone." Lunagaron: "That's a hopeful thought. Maybe one day we can all coexist peacefully." Malzeno: "I wouldn't count on it, but it's worth a try."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!"
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Lunagaron: "Yeah, they announced it a few weeks ago. It's pretty exciting news." Malzeno: "That's beside the point. We have rules about interspecies mating. It's dangerous and can bring unwanted attention to our kind." Lunagaron: "She's not dangerous. She's kind, smart, and compassionate. And we're in love, Malzeno. Isn't that what matters?" Garangolm: "I think Lunagaron has a point, Malzeno." Malzeno: "I understand that, but we still have to consider the consequences. What if she gets hurt or worse, what if she exposes our existence to the human world?" Lunagaron: "I won't let that happen. I'll keep our relationship a secret if that's what it takes. But I will not give up on Natsuki." Garangolm: "I agree with Lunagaron. Love doesn't discriminate, and as long as they're happy and safe, I don't see the problem." Malzeno: "Fine. But if anything goes wrong, it's on you, Lunagaron." Lunagaron: "I'll take full responsibility. Thank you for understanding."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do wrong?" Garangolm: "It's not what you did wrong, it's about the risk you're putting our kind in by dating a human. You promised to keep it a secret, but what if something happens and it gets exposed?" Malzeno: "We can't let our guard down, Lunagaron. We have to protect our kind at all costs, even if it means sacrificing our personal happiness." Lunagaron: "You can't be serious. You're really going to banish me just because of who I love?" Garangolm: "It's not just you, Lunagaron. It's the risk you're unknowingly posing to our entire species. We have to be careful." Lunagaron: "I can't believe this. After all we've been through together, you're just going to turn your back on me like this." Malzeno: "It's not an easy decision, but it's one we have to make. We're sorry, Lunagaron." Lunagaron: "Goodbye, then. I'll always remember the time we had together."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Monika: "What the hell happened here?!" Lunagaron: "She attacked me first! I had no choice but to defend myself!" Natsuki: "Yuri, we need to get you to a hospital." Monika: "And you, monster. You better be careful who you attack next time. This could have ended much worse for all of us." Lunagaron: "I didn't come here looking for trouble. I just wanted to read that book." Natsuki: "That book? You mean Portrait of Markov?" Lunagaron: "Yeah. Do you know it?" Natsuki: "Of course. It's my favorite book. But why were you interested in it?" Lunagaron: "I don't know. I just saw it and wanted to read it. But I didn't realize it was such a big deal." Monika: "Well, it is. It's not just any book. It's dangerous." Natsuki: "Yeah, Monika is right. We need to make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. And as for you, monster, you need to leave and never come back." Lunagaron: "Fine. I didn't want any trouble anyway." As Lunagaron leaves the building, he can't help but feel angry and alone. He just wanted to find a place to belong, but it seems like wherever he goes, he's met with hostility and rejection.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for them yet!!!"
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Magnamalo: "Stay calm, Somnacanth. We have to get you to the hospital right away." Somnacanth: "But what about the hunters? They'll be waiting for us." Magnamalo: "We'll have to take that risk. Our child's life is on the line." Magnamalo carefully carries Somnacanth out of the house and into the surrounding forest. They try to avoid any hunters, but they can hear their footsteps getting closer and closer. Magnamalo: "We're almost there, Somnacanth. Just keep holding on." Somnacanth: "I'm trying, Magnamalo. But it hurts so much." As they reach the hospital, the hunters come into view. Magnamalo lets out a deafening roar, scaring them off. The doctors take Somnacanth into the delivery room, and Magnamalo anxiously waits outside. After what feels like an eternity, the doctors come out with a small bundle in their arms. Magnamalo's heart swells with love and pride at the sight of his newborn child. Doctor: "Congratulations, both of you. You have a healthy baby boy." Somnacanth: "A boy? What should we name him?" Magnamalo: "How about Kai? It means 'victory' in Japanese." Somnacanth: "I love it. Welcome to the world, Kai Magnamalo." Magnamalo: "Our family is finally complete."