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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:35 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?" Enderwoman: "My contractions are starting!"
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[player]: "Contractions? Are you pregnant?" Enderwoman: "Yes, I am! My mate and I have been trying to have a child for so long, and now it's finally happening." [player]: "Congratulations! Is there anything I can do to help?" Enderwoman: "Actually...yes. I need to find my mate. He's been out searching for food, but he should be back soon. Can you help me find him?" [player]: "Of course! Let's go search for him together." (The two of them travel through the plains biome, looking for the Enderwoman's mate. After a while, they spot him in the distance.) Enderwoman: "There he is!" (The Enderwoman teleports over to her mate, who is carrying a large piece of meat.) Enderwoman's mate: "Darling! What's wrong?" Enderwoman: "My contractions have started! We need to get to a safe place." Enderwoman's mate: "Let's go back to our stronghold. It's a secure location." (Player follows the couple to their stronghold, where they help the Enderwoman give birth to their child.) Enderwoman: "Thank you so much for your help. I don't know what I would have done without you!" [player]: "It was my pleasure. Congratulations on your new family!" (Enderwoman and her mate beam with pride as they show off their new baby Enderman to [player].)