Make a comedic and vividly detailed story about Serie A Roma player Edoardo Bove's morning routine - First, he goes to take an outdoor shower. He scoops up water in a bucket and hangs it on a high branch. He tosses away his clothes on another branch (describe his physique, butt, armpits and face). He tugs on a rope attached to the branch, which tips the bucket and pours water on him. Describe how he looks as he happily scrubs himself clean. - Next, he walks to the nearby mirror and brushes his teeth, smiling afterwards - Next, still in the nude, he goes to get dinner by his fartfishing. He enters a pond. Describe how he looks while forcing out a fart he's been holding in. He enjoys the relief while a few fish die from the underwater stink. Describe him browsing the dead fish and trying to decide on which fish to take before leaving the pond. Describe how he feels about killing fish by forcing them to smell his butt farts. He cooks dinner back at his home. Add dialogue from Edoardo throughout the entire story