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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 8:59 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Shrine of Ruins." Malzeno: "Well, I guess we should at least go congratulate them. It's not every day that two monsters get married." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Let's go." The three monsters made their way to the Shrine of Ruins, where they found a large gathering of monsters waiting for the ceremony to begin. They spotted Magnamalo and Somnacanth standing together, looking happy and nervous at the same time. Garangolm: "Hey, congratulations you two! We had no idea you were even together." Magnamalo: "Thanks! Yeah, we've been keeping it under wraps for a while. But we decided it was time to make it official." Somnacanth: "We're really happy you guys came. It means a lot to us." Malzeno: "Of course! We wouldn't miss it for the world." The ceremony was beautiful and heartfelt, and the monsters all congratulated the newlyweds afterwards. It was a reminder that even in a world of monsters, love and happiness could still exist.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo!"
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Malzeno: "Wait, that's not possible. Hybrids between different species are not allowed in our society. It goes against the natural order of things." Lunagaron: "But it's happening. And they are both happy about it." Garangolm: "Well, if they are both happy about it, then maybe it's not such a bad thing." Malzeno: "I don't know...this could cause a lot of controversy and backlash." Lunagaron: "Maybe it's time we start questioning some of these old laws and beliefs. After all, we are living in a world where monsters can fall in love with humans and have hybrid children. Maybe it's time we start accepting and embracing these changes." Garangolm: "I agree. We shouldn't be holding back love and happiness just because of outdated beliefs and customs." Malzeno: "Maybe you're right. Change is scary, but sometimes it's necessary." The three lords walked back to the Citadel, deep in thought about the future of their society and what changes may be necessary for everyone to live in harmony. After all, love knows no boundaries, even in a world of monsters.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Monika: "What happened here? Yuri, who did this to you?" Yuri: "It was Lunagaron. He attacked me out of nowhere." Lunagaron: "It wasn't out of nowhere! This person was trying to steal from me, and when I defended myself, they attacked me!" Natsuki: "That's not true! Yuri would never do something like that. And what were you doing with that book anyway? Do you have any idea what kind of book it is?" Lunagaron: "I just wanted something to read. I didn't know it was important or anything." Monika: "That book is a dangerous artifact. It's said to have the power to control people's emotions and thoughts. Anyone who reads the last page is said to go insane. That's why it needs to be kept under strict lock and key." Natsuki: "And Yuri was just trying to stop you from getting your hands on it. Now look what's happened. We need to get Yuri to a doctor right away." The group rushes Yuri to the hospital, while Lunagaron is left alone with his thoughts. He didn't realize the book he picked up was such a dangerous object, and he didn't mean to hurt anyone. But now he couldn't shake the feeling that he was partially responsible for Yuri's injury.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for her yet!!!"
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Magnamalo: "Okay, okay, we need to stay calm. We'll get you to the hospital right away." Magnamalo carefully helps Somnacanth up and carries her to the car. The drive to the hospital is tense, but they make it in record time. The doctors quickly assess Somnacanth's condition and determine that she's in labor. Doctor: "Alright. We need to get you into the delivery room right away. Are you ready, Somnacanth?" Somnacanth: "Yes...but I still don't have a name for her." Magnamalo: "It's okay, we'll think of something together. Just focus on delivering our baby safely." Somnacanth nods and they wheel her into the delivery room. Several hours later, with the help of the doctor and Magnamalo's support, Somnacanth gives birth to a healthy baby girl. Doctor: "Congratulations, she's beautiful. Have you decided on a name?" Somnacanth: "We were thinking...Lumina. It means light. And she's the light of our lives." Magnamalo: "Lumina...I like it. It suits her perfectly." Somnacanth: "Welcome to the world, Lumina." The family of three spend the next few days in the hospital, bonding and getting to know each other. It's a new chapter for Somnacanth and Magnamalo, filled with joy and love, and they couldn't be happier.