FADE IN: EXT. POND - DAY We see BENJAMIN TALMADGE standing waist deep in a pond, completely in the buff. The water glistens in the sunlight as he wades back and forth, soaking up the peacefulness of nature. Ben's bare behind is on full display - firm, yet slightly dimpled, with a light dusting of hair. Suddenly, Ben lets out a loud and thunderous fart, causing the water around him to bubble and ripple. As the fart bubbles rise to the surface, they pop with such force that a few unsuspecting fish floating nearby are instantly knocked out, floating belly-up in the pond. BENJAMIN (cheeks flush with embarrassment) Oops! My apologies, little friends. Ben quickly covers his rear end with his hands, trying to contain any further mischief from escaping. He looks around nervously, hoping that no one witnessed this awkward and hilarious moment. Just then, ROBERT TOWNSEND appears on the scene, a mischievous grin on his face. ROBERT (chuckling) Well, well, well, if it isn't our esteemed Major Talmadge, the fish whisperer. Ben shoots Robert a mock glare, his cheeks still flushed with embarrassment. BENJAMIN (sighs) I swear, Robert, this will never leave the pond. It's just between me and the fish. ROBERT (laughing) Don't worry, Ben. Your secret is safe with me. But next time, maybe lay off the beans before taking a dip, huh? Ben rolls his eyes, shaking his head as he glances back at the poor, unsuspecting fish floating lifelessly in the water. A comedic scene indeed in the life of Washington's most daring spies. FADE OUT.