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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 10:01 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Well, I'll be. Who would have thought?" Lunagaron: "I can't believe we weren't even invited. I mean, we're all monsters here, right?" Garangolm: "Well, to be fair, it's a monster wedding. I don't think they would want us crashing the party." Malzeno: "That's true. But still, it would have been nice to be invited. Oh well. I guess we'll just have to wait for the next monster wedding." Lunagaron: "Yeah, I heard that Rathalos and Rathian are planning on tying the knot soon." Garangolm: "Really? That's interesting. I wonder where they're planning on having their ceremony." Malzeno: "Who knows? But I hope they invite us this time." All four monsters let out a hearty laugh and continue to enjoy their moment of peace, grateful for the simple pleasures amidst the chaos of the world.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her babies are going to be hybrids of her and Magnamalo! And most importantly, Somnacanth's going to have twins!"
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Malzeno: "Wow, that's amazing news. Congratulations to them." Garangolm: "Yeah, that's really something. But Lunagaron, you still haven't addressed the fact that you're dating a human." Lunagaron: "Yeah, so what?" Malzeno: "So what?! It's against the rules, Lunagaron. You know that!" Lunagaron: "Look, I don't care about some stupid rules. Natsuki and I love each other and that's all that matters." Garangolm: "But what if the humans find out? They'll retaliate and it could put all of us in danger." Lunagaron: "That's a risk I'm willing to take for love. Besides, Natsuki is different. She understands us and doesn't fear us like most humans." Malzeno: "I don't know, Lunagaron. It's a risky move." Lunagaron: "I know, but I'm willing to take that risk. You guys can hate me for it if you want, but I won't give up on love." The three lords continue to discuss the matter amongst themselves, unsure of what to do. But one thing is certain: their world is changing and the rules they once knew may no longer apply.
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm rushes over to help Malzeno while shaking his head at Lunagaron's actions. Garangolm: "Lunagaron, what have you done? You've just made things worse for yourself." Lunagaron: "I don't care, Garangolm. I won't let anyone dictate who I can and cannot love. I'll find a new home, a place where I can be with Natsuki and live the way we want to." Malzeno: "You're making a big mistake, Lunagaron. The human world is dangerous and unpredictable. You won't last long out there on your own." Lunagaron: "I'll take my chances. Goodbye, Malzeno, Garangolm. I hope one day you'll see things differently." Lunagaron spreads open his wings and flies away, leaving the Citadel behind him. His future may be uncertain, but one thing is for sure: he and Natsuki will face it together, no matter what dangers lie ahead.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with two other mysterious people - one had brown hair and emerald green eyes, and one had coral pink hair and sky blue eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way." Monika: "I think so, too. The girl with sky blue eyes looks down at her belly - which indicates that she's in the last week of her pregnancy. Monika: "Yes...Sayori, I know you're excited to meet your son. But still, I can't believe that MC moved to another city." Natsuki: "OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be. But just before anyone else can talk, Sayori starts to feel her water breaking.
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Sayori: "Guys, my water just broke." Monika: "What?! Sayori, we need to get you to a hospital." Natsuki: "Quick, let's help carry her out of here. We can't let her give birth in this place." Yuri, still recovering from Lunagaron's attack, nods and helps the others carry Sayori out of the building. As they make their way out, Lunagaron watches from a distance, feeling a sense of guilt and remorse for what he had done. He knows he made a mistake in attacking the mysterious person, and he knows he needs to make things right. Lunagaron: "I can't let them leave without apologizing. I need to make things right." Lunagaron takes off in pursuit of the group, determined to make amends for his actions and earn back their trust.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!! SHIT!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The twins are coming!! And we don't even have a name for them yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth's water broke! The twins are coming!" Gaismagorm: "Twins? That's unexpected. Well, we need to get her to the hospital right away." Somnacanth: "Gaismagorm...there's no time! I think I feel the first one's head coming through!"
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Magnamalo: "Oh no, we need to act fast!" Gaismagorm: "I'll go get the medical supplies and call for help. Magnamalo, you need to stay with Somnacanth and help her through this." Somnacanth: "Agh!! It hurts!!" Magnamalo: "I'm here for you, Somnacanth. Just breathe and push when you have to." Somnacanth pushes as hard as she can, tears streaming down her face as sweat beads on her forehead. Magnamalo stays by her side, encouraging her and wiping away her tears. Finally, after what feels like hours, Somnacanth gives birth to two beautiful baby monsters: a boy and a girl. The couple looks at each other, tears of joy streaming down their faces. Somnacanth: "We did it! We have our babies!" Magnamalo: "Yes, and they're perfect." Gaismagorm comes back with the medical supplies and helps Somnacanth with the afterbirth. He then looks at the twins with a smile. Gaismagorm: "Congratulations, you two. You have officially entered the world of parenthood." Somnacanth and Magnamalo exchange a look of happiness and relief. They've gone through a difficult journey to get here, but it's all worth it for their precious little ones.