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“Monster Hunter (Gunlance Player Slander) version: My damage? Unimpressive. My sk” (28 conversations)
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Apr 15, 2023 at 11:36 PM CDT
United States
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Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Monster Hunter Greatsword player slander version:
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My strategy? Simple, no real finesse. My speed? Non-existent, I move with distress. My attacks? Telegraphed, easily dodged. My health? Low, constantly getting barraged. My teammates? Constantly getting in the way. My timing? Slow, always a beat too late. My weapon? Cumbersome, hard to maneuver. My damage? High, but one trick pony, a real loser.