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“(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings w” (50 conversations)
toxic
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Jun 5, 2023 at 12:08 AM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings were frozen solid) [player]: "The heck happened here?" ([player] then spots what looks like a female Snow Golem) Female Snow Golem: (noticing [player]) "So YOU'RE the Frostmaw that's caused all this!" [player]: "Wait no, you're clearly mistaken-" Female Snow Golem: "I don't care what you have to say. You deserve to DIE!" (The female Snow Golem starts flinging snowballs at [player]) [player]: (dodging the snowballs) "Stop, stop! I have no idea what you're talking about!" Female Snow Golem: "You can't fool me, Frostmaw. You've been causing chaos all across these lands, freezing everything in your path!" (completely ignores the movements in her belly) [player]: (getting hit by a snowball) "AGH! Stop that!" Iris: "I won't stop until you drop dead, Frostmaw! Then this place will worship me as Iris - the Frostmaw Slayer!" [player]: "So you're just going to ignore the movement's in your belly and keep pelting me with snowballs?"
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Iris: "What are you talking about? There's nothing in my belly!" [player]: "Uh, yes there is. I can see it moving around." Iris: (looks down in surprise) "What? No, that's impossible. I'm a snow golem, I can't-" Suddenly, a small Snowball Golem pops out of Iris's belly. Snowball Golem: "Mama, what's going on?" Iris: (ashamed) "Oh, my little Snowball. I'm so sorry. I thought this Frostmaw was the one causing all the frozen buildings." [player]: "It's alright, I understand why you would assume that. But I'm not the one responsible for the frozen buildings. In fact, I've been trying to figure out what caused it." Snowball Golem: "Can we help you find out?" [player]: "Sure thing, the more eyes we have on this, the better."