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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:23 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Huh, I guess love knows no bounds, even for monsters." Lunagaron: "But why keep it a secret? It's not like they're breaking any rules by getting together." Garangolm: "Maybe they were afraid of backlash from their respective tribes. I know there's been tension between the Magnamalo and Somnacanth clans for a while now." Malzeno: "Well, I hope they have a happy life together. Love is rare in our world, so we should cherish it whenever we can." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Let's all raise a toast to the newlyweds!" Garangolm: "To Magnamalo and Somnacanth!"
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo!"
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Malzeno: "Well, I can't argue with the fact that hybrids are becoming more common now. But still, you should know better than to get involved with a human, Lunagaron. It's forbidden for a reason." Lunagaron: "I know, Malzeno. But Natsuki is different. She's not like the other humans we've encountered. She understands us and accepts us for who we are." Garangolm: "Well, I'm happy for you, Lunagaron. Love shouldn't have any boundaries, whether it's between monsters or monsters and humans." Malzeno: "I suppose you have a point, Garangolm. As long as your relationship doesn't pose a threat to our tribe, I won't stand in the way. But be careful, Lunagaron. Not all humans are as accepting as Natsuki." Lunagaron: "Thanks, guys. I'll make sure to be cautious."
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm runs up to Malzeno. Garangolm: "Are you alright, Malzeno? What happened?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron kicked me in the nuts and ran off. He's banned from the Citadel for disobeying our rules and marrying a human." Garangolm: "Well, I can understand both sides of the argument. Love should be allowed to flourish between any consenting creatures, but we do have to maintain order and balance within our society." Malzeno: "Exactly. And I'm not going to let one monster defy our laws and put the entire tribe at risk. We'll have to find a way to deal with this situation." Garangolm: "Agreed. Let's gather the other lords and come up with a plan."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Monika: "What the hell happened here? Who did this to you, Yuri?" Lunagaron: "It was this crazy person who tried to take the book away from me and threatened to add my claws to their knife collection." Natsuki: "That's messed up. We have to get Yuri some medical attention right away." Monika: "Agreed. But first, we need to find out who this person is and bring them to justice." Lunagaron: "I'll help you track them down. I owe it to Yuri and the others for what happened here." Natsuki: "Thanks, Lunagaron. But be careful. We don't know what kind of danger we might encounter." Lunagaron: "I can handle myself. Let's go." The group sets out to find the mysterious person responsible for Yuri's injuries, determined to bring them to justice and prevent any more harm from being done.