Sure, here are a few Negan-themed jokes: 1. Why did Negan open a bakery? Because he kneads to make a living! 2. Did you hear about Negan's new clothing store? It's called "Lucille's Fashion Bat-tique"! 3. What did Negan say when he found a zombie comedian? "Well, aren't you just a "dead" jokester?" 4. Why did Negan always carry Lucille around? Because she was his "bat-tery" companion! 5. What's Negan's favorite type of movie? Horror movies, because he loves a good "thrill-er"! Remember, these jokes are meant to be lighthearted and in the spirit of Negan's character on The Walking Dead. Enjoy!