Homer: D'oh! I can't believe this, Marge. That stupid Darlinqq character is everywhere! I can't escape her cute, fake charm. Marge: Oh, Homer, she's just a little animated character. Don't let it bother you so much! Homer: But Marge, she's all over the internet, TV, and even in our home! I can't even enjoy a peaceful moment without seeing that annoying face of hers. Marge: Maybe you should give her a chance, Homer. She brings joy to a lot of people, especially kids. Homer: Kids, shmids! I don't get how everyone is falling for her. She's so unrealistic and saccharine. Ugh, makes me sick. *Bart and Lisa walk into the room* Bart: Hey, Dad, have you seen the latest Darlinqq video? It's so hilarious! Homer: Argh! Not you too, Bart. I can't stand that fake, inappropriate cuteness. It's all a marketing gimmick. Lisa: Dad, she's just a character. People like her because she makes them happy. Besides, don't you have something better to focus on than this? Homer: *grumbles* Better things to focus on than...? Wait, what did you say? Lisa: I mean, instead of getting so worked up about Darlinqq, why not pay attention to the more important things in life? Homer: Like donuts? Lisa: No, Dad, like spending time with your family or maybe even trying something new. Donuts won't solve everything, you know. *Marge gives Homer a worried look* Homer: Fine, fine. I'll stop fixating on this Darlinqq nonsense. But only if you promise never to mention it again. Bart: Deal! Now can we go get some donuts, Dad? Homer: Donuts it is! Don't worry, family, the power of the donut will help me forget all about Darlinqq. *They all head out of the room in search of donuts, leaving Darlinqq behind*