Make a vividly detailed and comedic Far Cry 3 story about Jason Brody relaxing in a pond in the buff (compliment his physique, buttocks, and its crack). Describe how he looks as he lets out a relieving fart in the water, the stench also causing a few fish to go belly-up. He grabs a few and climbs out of the pond. He sells them at the nearby general store. Add dialogue throughout the story