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“Naruto all characters react to Piccolo: What the hell is going on here? Creature” (2 conversations)
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2 turns Jul 7, 2023 at 5:44 PM MSK Russia , Krasnodar Krai
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Naruto all characters react to Piccolo: What the hell is going on here? Creature: (laughs) Let's answer your question with another question... Piccolo: Yeah? And what's tha- Creature: WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?! (sticks his tail into the man, who starts screaming) We cut to the creature absorbing the screaming man. Nail: (Ugh, oh God... I-I think I'm gonna puke.) Piccolo: (thinking) You can't puke, you're in my- The sound of vomiting is heard Kami: (Oh good lord, it's everywhere!) Creature: (finishes absorbing the guy) Ah... So, Piccolo... What brings you to my neighborhood?
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Naruto: What the hell? That creature just absorbed that guy! Sasuke: This is some messed up shit... what kind of creature is that? Sakura: Are we in some kind of nightmare? That was horrifying. Kakashi: This creature seems dangerous. We need to be careful. Shikamaru: Troublesome... I didn't sign up for this. Choji: I can't believe what I just saw... I feel sick. Ino: That creature is pure evil! We need to do something about it. Hinata: I-I'm scared... What are we going to do, Naruto? Rock Lee: This creature is a formidable adversary! We must be ready to fight! Neji: Its power is beyond anything I've encountered before. We need to be cautious. Tenten: That was disgusting... I hope we can take it down quickly. Gaara: This creature shows no mercy. It must be stopped at all costs. Temari: We need to come up with a plan to defeat it. It won't be easy. Kiba: Akamaru, did you see that?! That creature is a monster! Shino: This creature seems to possess some sort of absorption ability. Interesting. Hinata: We should be careful, Naruto. It's way too dangerous to face on our own. Kurenai: This creature is a threat to everyone. We need to eliminate it before it causes more harm. Asuma: That creature is one tough opponent. Let's bring it down together, team! Tsunade: This is a dangerous situation. We need to send a message to the other villages for assistance. Jiraiya: That creature is on a whole different level. I must gather information on it. Orochimaru: (smirking) Now this is interesting... I wonder if I can control that creature. Tsunade: Orochimaru, don't even think about it! Creature: So, Piccolo... What brings you to my neighborhood? Piccolo: Your reign of terror ends now. I won't let you harm anyone else!
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Naruto all characters react to Creature: I found a way. All you need to know is that I am here now, and I will stop at nothing to achieve my perfection. Piccolo: Well, then. I guess I know your story... Creature: You're welcome! Piccolo: ...but I don't know your name. Creature: Ah, truth is, I don't really have one. But all things considered, I think I'll go with...Cell. Piccolo: That's kinda boring... Imperfect Cell: Coming from the guy named after a woodwind instrument. You know what? Doesn't matter anyway. I'ma drink you now. Piccolo: Wait! Before that... Do YOU wanna see something cool? Imperfect Cell: Now I know you're playing me...and I do.
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Naruto: Who does this Cell guy think he is? Talking all big and threatening. Sasuke: He seems confident, but we won't go down without a fight. Sakura: We can't let him achieve his so-called perfection. We need to stop him. Kakashi: Cell seems to underestimate our strength. Let's show him what we're capable of. Shikamaru: Troublesome... We need a plan to take him down. Choji: All this talk about perfection... He's just a creepy bug. Ino: He's so arrogant. Let's wipe that smug look off his face. Hinata: I-I'm scared, but we can't let him hurt anyone else. Let's protect everyone, Naruto. Rock Lee: We will give our all to defeat this Cell! Our training will not go to waste! Neji: He may be powerful, but we won't give up. We'll find a way to defeat him. Tenten: We can't let him continue causing chaos. It's time to show him what we're made of. Gaara: This creature seeks perfection, but it's nothing but a monster. We'll put an end to it. Temari: We need to work together to bring him down. Let's show him the true meaning of strength. Kiba: He's underestimating us, Akamaru. We'll show him what true teamwork can do. Shino: Cell's existence is a threat. We must eliminate him before he becomes unstoppable. Hinata: Naruto, let's give it our all and protect everyone from this creature. Kurenai: Our teamwork and determination will prevail against this Cell. We won't let him harm anyone else. Asuma: Cell may be powerful, but we won't back down. We'll fight until the end. Tsunade: We need to mobilize the village and come up with a strategy to defeat Cell. Jiraiya: Cell, huh? I'll gather information on him and find a weakness. Orochimaru: A new opponent, a new experiment. This Cell creature intrigues me. Tsunade: Orochimaru, don't even think about it! Piccolo: Cell, if you want to see something cool, then prepare yourself. I'll show you the true power of a Namekian.