Dragon Ball Goku version: My wife? Unkissed. My Prince? Undefeated by me. My children? In open relationships. My diaper? Recently filled. My name? ... Monster Hunter (Gunlance Player Slander) version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Monster Hunter Great Sword version: My Palico? Disposable. My conscience? Dormant. My ego?