Participants: Dave (son), Janet (mom), Bob (dad) **Dave**: Hey guys, got an admission letter from the college of my dreams today! **Janet**: That's amazing, honey! We're so proud of you! **Bob**: Great job, son! We knew you could do it!!! **Dave**: Thanks! But there's a small problem... **Janet**: What is it, sweetheart? **Dave**: The letter is full of typos... Like weird ones. **Bob**: Typos in an admission letter? That's not very professional! **Dave**: Yeah, it even says I'm admitted to the "Bachelor of Porm Studies" program. **Janet**: Bachelor of what now?! **Dave**: "Porm Studies." I think they meant to write "Perform." As in Performing Arts... **Bob**: Huh, that's a new major for sure **Janet**: But... wait, does that mean you will study... well... you know... *porm*? **Dave**: LOL no, Mom! It's a mistake. I'm not studying 'porm'. **Bob**: While we're on the subject, what's 'porm', anyway? Your old man is not up to date with these new terms. **Dave**: Oh no... **Janet**: Bob, he means to say 'porn', you know... adult stuff... **Bob**: Well that was unexpected. Thought it was some new social media thing! **Dave**: Dead **Janet**: Can we go back to the admission thing? Please? **Dave**: Please, let's... **Janet**: Dave, contact the college immediately before you get the wrong textbooks! **Bob**: Wonder what those textbooks would look like... Only joking! **Dave**: Contacted them. They apologized and are sending a corrected admission letter. **Bob**: Maybe keep this one for laughs down the road. Congrats again, Dave! **Janet**: Agreed! And let's pretend this 'porm' conversation never happened. **Dave**: Agreed! Let's only celebrate the right admission from now on! **Bob**: Deal! ...but seriously what's "Snap-tok"? **Dave**: That's a convo for another day, Dad. **Janet**: Oh Bob, we really need to get you out from under that rock. **Dave**: Love you guys, typos, misunderstandings, and all! **Bob & Janet**: We love you too! Now let's get ready for that college journey! End of Chat Story.