Girl 1: *hiccup* H-Hey Jennn...Jenny, I'm dr-drunk! I can't...f-find my w-words properly. Girl 2: Oh my goodness, Rachel! You've definitely had a few too many. Are you sure you're okay? Girl 1: Y-Yeah, I'm fi-fine, just... *burps* excuse me, just fee-feeling a little woozy. Girl 2: Alright, let's get you somewhere safe. Come on, lean on me, we'll head over to the couch. Girl 1: *giggles* Leaning on you, huh? Guess I'm gonna be a leaning tower or something. Girl 2: Very funny, Rachel. Just be careful not to fall over, okay? Girl 1: Hey, Jenny, did I tell you? *slurs* Larry... Larry is... he is super... uhh, stunning tonight! Like, whoaaaa! Girl 2: Larry? Wait, you mean Larry from our math class? Are you serious, Rachel? You've never mentioned him before. Girl 1: Yeah! That's the one! Larry, the... umm, mathematician, he is.... mmm... like g-gorgeous... like a marshmallow! Girl 2: *laughs* A marshmallow? Oh boy, you definitely had too much to drink! But I admit, Larry is pretty cute... for a mathematician. Girl 1: *giggles* Yessss! See, see? You get it, Jenny! Youuu always get me! Weeee should... ohhh... we should play a game! Girl 2: Ah, I don't know if that's such a good idea, Rachel. You're not exactly in the best state to be playing games right now. Girl 1: C'mon, Jenny! I wanna pl-play... twenty questions! Y-You... ask... ask first! Girl 2: Alright, alright. Let's do it. Um, is it a person? Girl 1: *stares blankly for a moment* Gobblefuuuur.... Larry! It's Larry, Jenny! My knight in sh-sh-shining math equations! Girl 2: *laughs uncontrollably* Okay, Rachel, you win! My turn! Okay, is it something you eat? Girl 1: Like... noodles? Or... or is it custard? Oh, wait, no! Pizzaaa... definitely pizza! Girl 2: Close, close! But no, Rachel, it's not food. It's your favorite thing ever--shopping! Girl 1: Ohhhhhhh! Youuuuu... you know me too well, Jenny! We're like... like wine and cheese! Girl 2: More like jelly and ice cream, Rachel! Okay, let's focus, we need to get you sobered up a bit. Do you want some water? Girl 1: Water, y-yesssss! *struggles to get the words out* Waa-waa-waater please, mighty Jenny! Girl 2: Alright, hold tight, I'll get you a glass of water. Just promise me no more marshmallow-obsessed ramblings while I'm gone. Girl 1: *grinning* Marshmaaa- *hiccups* -llow... Got it, Jenny! No more marshma-hiccups! I mean... marshmallow talk!

Girl 1: Hey, Jenn! Jennyy! *giggles* I think I had too many shots. I can't... can't even form a sentence right. Girl 2: Oh dear, Rachel! You really went all out tonight! Are you sure you're okay? Girl 1: Oh y-yeah, Jenn, just having a fab time! Fabbest of times! *burps* Oopsie! Girl 2: Alright, let's get you somewhere seated. We don't want you stumbling around. Come on, let's head over to the sofa. Girl 1: Sofa here I c-come! You're like my human cr-crutch, Jenn! Soso grateful. *hiccups* Girl 2: Happy to be your crutch, Rachel. *laughs* Now, careful, we don't want a sofa crash landing. Easy does it. Girl 1: Soooo, Jenn, guess who I saw t-tonight? Mmm... *blinks several times* Timmm... Tony...Tommy! Yeah, Tommy! Girl 2: Tommy? Who's Tommy, Rachel? I don't recall you mentioning anyone by that name before. *helps her sit* Girl 1: Tommy, the... umm... the petri... the petri-dish! No, no... the... the petro-scientist! Something like that... *giggles* Girl 2: Petro-scientist? You mean geologist, Rachel? Is he cute like rocks and stuff? *grinning* Girl 1: Oh, rock on, Jenny! You know it! Cuter than a... a... a shiny pebble! *tries to mimic rock gesture but fails* Girl 2: Haha! Alright, Rachel, I trust your taste in geologists. Let's play a game to distract you a bit, okay? Girl 1: G-g-game! Yes, I love games! *claps hands clumsily* What game, Jenny? Girl 2: How about we play "Two Truths and a Lie"? I'll start. Guess which one is the lie, okay? Girl 1: Oooh, sounds f-f-fun! Let's do it! I'm ready! *leans in eagerly* Girl 2: Alright, here we go. Number one: I once dyed my hair pink. Number two: I can do a backflip. Number three: I've never been to a concert. Girl 1: Mmmmm... backflip!? Jenny, you-- you can't backflip, can you? Or maybe you can... *squints eyes* Girl 2: Bingo! You got me, Rachel! No backflips for this girl! Your turn now, three statements, one lie. Go for it! Girl 1: Okay, okay... let me think. Number one: I've eaten a whole jar of pickles in one sitting. Number two: I've met a celebrity. Number three: I can speak five languages fluently. Girl 2: Hmmm, let's see... I'm going to guess... number three is the lie, Rachel? You don't speak five languages fluently, right? Girl 1: You s-smart cookie, Jenn! Yup, that's the lie. Can barely speak one language fluently... *giggles* Girl 2: *laughs* Well, we can always work on that, Rachel. Right now, though, we need to focus on getting you back to normal. Maybe some water would help? Girl 1: Yes, water! Wat-ter... wat-t-t-er! *struggles with the word* Water, por favor, my dear Jenn! Girl 2: Water, coming right up! Stay put, my tipsy friend! I'll be back with your hydration rescue mission in just a sec!