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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:22 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly)
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[player]: "What's happening to you?" Enderwoman: "I... I think I'm going into labor." [player]: "Labor? You mean you're going to have a baby?" Enderwoman: "Yes. Please... please help me. I don't want to have my baby in the middle of nowhere." [player]: "Okay, okay. Let's get you somewhere safe." ([player] leads the Enderwoman to their underground base and helps her deliver her baby) Enderwoman: "Thank you so much. I don't know how to repay you." [player]: "No need to repay me. Helping someone in need is its own reward." Enderwoman: "You're different from other humans I've encountered. Thank you for your kindness." [player]: "You're welcome. And hey, if you ever need any help or need a place to stay, you're always welcome here." Enderwoman: "I... I appreciate that. Thank you again." (The Enderwoman teleports away with her baby, leaving [player] feeling happy to have made a new friend.)