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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 6:41 PM EDT
United States
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Grrrrgh...fine. Guess I can take a break."
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Lunagaron: "Really? You're just going to let them win like that?" Garangolm: "It's not about winning or losing, Lunagaron. Sometimes we just need to take a break and recharge our batteries." Malzeno: "And besides, we can use this time to plan our next move. We need to be strategic if we want to take down Magnamalo." Lunagaron: "Alright, I see your point. Let's brainstorm and come up with a plan to finally defeat that pesky wyvern." Garangolm: "Agreed. And in the meantime, let's enjoy this peaceful moment and appreciate each other's company."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!"
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Garangolm: "Malzeno, calm down. Lunagaron's relationship is his own business, and it's not against our rules to date outside our species." Malzeno: "But it's unheard of! What if it causes problems with the humans?" Lunagaron: "Natsuki understands the risks, and we're taking precautions to keep our relationship discreet. Besides, we've been together for a while now and it hasn't caused any issues." Garangolm: "Let's not judge others based on who they choose to love. We have bigger problems to worry about, like the potential threat of new monsters in the region." Malzeno: "You're right. I apologize, Lunagaron. I'm just worried about the safety of our kind." Lunagaron: "I understand, Malzeno. But I assure you that I wouldn't do anything to put our kind in danger. We all want the same thing, to protect our home and our people."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What? Why? Is this some kind of joke?" Garangolm: "We're not joking, Lunagaron. Your relationship with a human has caused too much controversy amongst our kind. We fear that it could lead to more conflicts and even endanger our homes." Lunagaron: "But Natsuki is not a threat. She knows how to keep our relationship discreet." Malzeno: "We can't take that chance, Lunagaron. It's for the safety of our kind. And besides, it's not just about Natsuki. It's about the bigger picture. There are laws and rules that must be followed, and your actions have shown a disregard for them." Lunagaron: "This is unfair. You can't just banish me from the only home I've ever known." Garangolm: "We're not doing this to punish you, Lunagaron. We're doing this to protect our people. And who knows? Maybe one day the laws will change and you can come back. But for now, we have to do what's best for the Citadel."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange comic-like set of drawings sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Just before Lunagaron takes the set of drawings, a mysterious figure takes it. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I brought my Parfait Girls manga to school with me! And I don't want your claws ripping it apart! Let alone you devouring ALL the cupcakes I made for the club before my friends arrive! My life has already been a living hell because my father is abusing me all the damn time! And did I forget to mention that your claws remind me of a friend who owns a KNIFE COLLECTION!?"
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Lunagaron: "Whoa, calm down. I wasn't going to damage your manga or steal your cupcakes. Sorry about the claws, I forget how sharp they can be sometimes." ???: "Well, I'm not taking any chances. My name is Saki, by the way. I'm the president of this manga appreciation club." Lunagaron: "Nice to meet you, Saki. I'm Lunagaron. And I'm not really familiar with human manga, but I'm always open to trying new things." Saki: "Really? That's great! We're always looking for new members to join our club and share our love of comics. It's a great way to unwind and escape from the stress of everyday life, you know?" Lunagaron: "I can definitely understand that. Count me in, Saki. I could use some new hobbies to keep me occupied." Saki: "Awesome! Here, you can borrow my extra copy of Parfait Girls to read. And if you need any recommendations or tips, just let me know." Lunagaron: "Thanks, Saki. I'm looking forward to exploring this new world of manga."