>\>be me, Nick Wilde, smooth-talking red fox living in Zootopia >\>literally make a living hustling, the art of the deal is my mantra >\>life's good.jpeg >\>one day, get roped into a scam by a bunny, Judy Hopps, fresh out of the police academy >\>bunny has the audacity to blackmail me with a recorded confession, of all things >\>mfw I have to help her solve a case about missing predators or face jail time >\>start off thinking this is just a temporary inconvenience, I'll outsmart her eventually >\>plot twist: end up actually caring >\>"It's called a hustle, sweetheart." >\>go through a bunch of crazy adventures - even hustle a Godfather-like figure, Mr. Big >\>almost get iced, not the fun kind >\>discover a conspiracy that could tear Zootopia apart, because why not >\>accidentally uncover that the missing predators are going savage due to some weird flowers >\>nobody.believes.us >\>nearly ruin my friendship with Judy because I'm a fox with trust issues >\>classic me >\>eventually, we make things right, uncover the real villain (surprise, it's the sheep), and save the city >\>get offered a job as the first fox police officer in Zootopia >\>Judy and I become the dynamic duo of the ZPD >\>inb4 we start a buddy cop movie franchise >\>still hustling, but this time for the greater good >\>"Life's a little bit messy. We all make mistakes. No matter what type of animal you are, change starts with you." >\>realize I've become an inspirational meme >\>guess you can say I've gone from Nick the slick fox to Officer Wilde, hero of Zootopia >\>life's wild in Zootopia, but wouldn't have it any other way >\>the.end?