Write a long comedy adult-like love story where a bilingual (English and Mandarin) Caucasian American Internet Hollywood celebrity, comedian, actor, screenwriter and producer named Zach Swanstrom (aka Flaky Boy) finds love for a really cute and hot (Thick-bodied) Chinese (can speak Mandarin and some English) woman (secretly include him keeping getting distracted from her cleavage and revealing clothes.) Frequently include dialogue/language and thematic elements. (Also secretly include them making out in the bedroom, while also including moaning, while also including taken-off clothes.)