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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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4 turns May 8, 2023 at 5:20 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Grrrrgh...fine. Guess I can take a break."
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Lunagaron: "Oh, I forgot to mention. The hunters are looking for us because they need our help to take down a raging Rathalos." Garangolm: "Well, that changes things. We can't ignore a call for help from our fellow hunters." Malzeno: "Agreed. Let's go, but after we're done, I'm going back to my cave to rest." Lunagaron: "Sure thing, Malzeno. Let's show that Rathalos who's boss!"
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Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about."
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Malzeno: "It's forbidden for monsters to have romantic relationships with humans! It's against our laws and traditions!" Lunagaron: "I don't care about your laws and traditions. Natsuki is the love of my life and I won't let anyone tell me who I can or can't love." Garangolm: "Hey guys, can we focus on the Rathalos for now? We can discuss this later." Malzeno: "Right. Let's take down this Rathalos and then talk about this issue."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Why?!" Malzeno: "Your disobedience of our laws and traditions has consequences. The fact that you're dating a human and disregarding the rules is unacceptable. You've brought shame upon our people." Lunagaron: "But I love Natsuki! She's different from other humans. She's kind, compassionate, and..." Garangolm: "It doesn't matter, Lunagaron. Our laws exist for a reason. It's not just about power; it's about preserving our culture and values. Until you stop this relationship with Natsuki, you can't come back to the Citadel." Lunagaron: "But...but..." Malzeno: "The decision is final, Lunagaron. We hope that one day you'll understand why we have these rules and come back to us." Lunagaron: "I...understand. But please, don't let this destroy our friendship." Malzeno: "We'll always be friends, Lunagaron. But for now, you must leave." Lunagaron: "Goodbye then...Malzeno, Garangolm." Malzeno: "Farewell, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange comic-like set of drawings sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Just before Lunagaron takes the set of drawings, a mysterious figure takes it. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I brought my Parfait Girls manga to school with me! And I don't want your claws ripping it apart!"
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Lunagaron: "Huh? Who are you?" ???: "I'm Kenta, a student here. And you must be a monster, right?" Lunagaron: "Yes, I am. But what's the deal with these 'manga' things?" Kenta: "They're comics from Japan! They have amazing stories and art and are loved by people all over the world." Lunagaron: "Interesting... I've never heard of them before." Kenta: "Well, I have a whole collection if you want to read them." Lunagaron: "Really? That would be awesome! I've been looking for something to pass the time." Kenta hands over the Parfait Girls manga to Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "Wow, these drawings are really cool." Kenta: "Glad you like them! Hey, maybe we could hang out sometime and I can show you more manga." Lunagaron: "Sure! I'd like that." Lunagaron realizes that there's more to the world than just the Citadel and becomes good friends with Kenta.