Title: "The Accidental Audience" Cast of characters: - Alex: The unsuspecting protagonist - Jamie: Alex's significant other - Mom: Alex's mother - Dave: Alex's best friend **The Whatsapp Chat Story Begins** Alex: *Hey babe, my mom's out for the night. Wanna come over? * Jamie: *Thought you'd never ask! Be there in 20 * Alex: *Perfect. I'll set the mood. Candles and all that jazz * Dave: *Guys, tonight's game? * Alex: *Sorry dude, got plans with Jamie. Next time for sure.* Jamie: *Looking forward to our alone time * **[20 MINUTES LATER]** Jamie: *At your door. You ready for this?* Alex: *Born ready. Door's open, come upstairs.* **[SOME TIME PASSES]** Alex: *Oh no * Jamie: *What? Did we wake your neighbors? * Alex: *That's not it. I think I forgot to close the living room curtains... and the lights are all on* Jamie: *No way, the street can see in! * Alex: *Oh, it gets worse.* Jamie: *Huh? How?* Alex: *I just got a text from my mom...* Jamie: *Oh no, she didn't come back, did she? * Alex: *No, but... she's asking why we're "wrestling" so vigorously on the couch. She's WATCHING us through the security cam app!* Jamie: *WHAT! Cancel Christmas, I'm never showing my face again.* Alex: *AND she's with her book club. Streaming it to her friends was "the most realistic romance novel they've ever seen"...* Jamie: *OMG, I'm dying... Your mom's book club?* Dave: *Hey, you're trending on Twitter... #CouchWrestleMania * Alex: *This is not happening...* Jamie: *Could be worse. You could be single and viral?* Alex: *Thanks for looking on the bright side, lol.* Mom: *Sorry kids! But you two have natural chemistry. Book club's opinion, not mine. Also, we'll be discussing privacy settings next week * Jamie: *Guess I'm part of the family now? * Alex: *Apparently, on a VERY intimate level...* Dave: *Free pizza for the star wrestlers? My treat. And hey, want me to DVR your next match? * **Plot Twist** Mom: *One last thing...* Alex: *What now?* Mom: *We're having an unplanned book club meeting at your place. Next chapter: "Learning The Art Of Locking Doors" - See you soon!* Jamie: *This is why I was an introvert...* Alex: *Guess we'll need a bigger couch... *